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27 London, UK Cis Man, Man

Cis Man, Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20-50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:48pm
Black, White
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
5' 7" (1.71m)
Body Type
Average build
Not at all
Atheism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Esperanto (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
And now for something completely different:

•Species: Human
•Gender: Male-type thing
•Class: Nerd + Geek. Spec'd for video games, primarily 2D fighters, with a few points also in board games.
(Note: This profile was created on the website, there may be a few oddities here and there when browsing on the mobile app.)

I am polyamorous and legally married (separated). My current relationship status is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. I'm a relationship anarchist, at least according to the Relationship Anarchy Manifesto. If that isn't your cup of tea then I'm happy with being friends, but a monogamous relationship is more than likely a no-go here I'm afraid.

What am I looking for? A companion/co-pilot who wants to go on fun adventures, meeting other lovely people, but also wouldn't be opposed to staying in, getting a takeaway and playing some video games.
I'm an extrovert that prefers to stay indoors, it's a little bit tricky...

If you are of non-binary gender/orientation I would highly recommend clicking this link here!

I had initially created a script ( to modify gender and orientation on OKC, but fortunately it seems to have now been made redundant for the most part. I may change it so that people can add pronouns to their profile once I have some time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
At some point in my life I fell down a rabbit hole and lost my way home. It's been an interesting and fun journey so far though!

I'm currently working as a Perl developer. Not so common these days, but I'm enjoying the language!

In my free time I make YouTube clips/Gfycats with various different fighting game content. I also enjoy going to fighting game tournaments, and tend to be rather competitive in general!

Recently I tend to spend ridiculous amounts of money on fancy jackets...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Video games, which is unsurprising given my career and hobby
Using OkCupid, I'm pretty sure I qualify as some sort of power-user now...
Applied Tetris
Anything technology related, I'm coated in gadgets
Fixing computers
Making internet connections go faster
Bargain hunting
Navigating/giving directions, I take routes which Journey Planner considers to be ludicrous and/or impossible
Well timed "That's What She Said" jokes.
Taking anything out of context and making it funny
Overusing smileys (I need to work on that... ☻)
Assuming people aren't interested in me. That one I REALLY need to work on...
Having massive crushes on people not in London
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My pseudonym is hard to spell.

I look like a foreigner, apparently. Questions such as "where are you from?" and "do you speak English?" are not uncommon... I've lived in London my entire life 😔
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
When I read I have a tendency to glance over and try to pick out details instead of reading the whole thing. If I am reading something it tends to be factual, like a newspaper or a document.

Stuff like this fits my musical taste:
Lindsey Stirling
The Glitch Mob
Daft Punk
Also my Gangnam Style dancing is literally prizewinning.

Futurama, IT Crowd, QI and A Bit of Fry and Laurie are my preferred viewing material.

Sushi (that isn't from YO! Sushi), Five Guys, bacon, coffee (AeroPressed, none of that instant stuff) and Mountain Dew

Smash Bros, King of Fighters, Yatagarasu, Street Fighter, Assassins Creed, Magicka and Planetary Annihilation are the games I play the most at the moment, with most of my gaming time probably going to Smash Bros once I get hold of it. I own Skyrim but still have yet to actually start playing it...
I recently bought The Swapper and found it to be excellent, if you love puzzle games I'd highly recommend it!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Although I could technically live without most of these things, life would be pretty dull without them:

My computing devices (PC/laptop/handheld) + internet: from work to entertainment there's generally a computer involved somewhere along the line - besides, we wouldn't be on this awesome site getting to know awesome people without them.

Tasty food: people who know me will usually see me snacking on something almost constantly. These people are also jealous of my megametabolism.

Screwdriver: not a common thing to see in this category, but so many things would become so painstakingly difficult without them.

My senses: I rely on them pretty heavily, and would be pretty upset if I were to lose any of them.

Affection, from hugs and kisses to cuddles and sex.

Love, because where's the fun in doing something if you don't love it?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I tend to match badly with other people that mention video games.

How connected I am to new people I meet. I've had some occasions where I've recognised people on Facebook after seeing their profile on OKC...

What to write in a first message. Sometimes I have moments where I go "Urgh that person really cute but I'm at a complete loss for words and I don't want to send a terrible message" 😨. On some occasions I tend to spurt nonsense...

Why on the front page under "some matches you might like" it shows people that are (monogamous and) seeing someone 😒
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lost in time and space.

Most likely at someone else's house, possibly in another city, potentially in another country.

Or maybe even doing the Stay Home Dance

I figured it would be a fun idea to update this after every Friday, could be interesting. Last Friday I:
Went to the Camden Crunch, followed by a small gathering at a friend's house. Went to bed at 6:30am. Woke up 8:30am and went off to rehearse for the Irreverent Dance Showcase.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Unless it's explicit, I'm apparently oblivious when people flirt with me.
My high matches on OKC correlate strongly with mutual friends on Facebook. People seem to be recognising me and vice versa.
I'm an unashamed cuddleslut.
Seeing someone answer the 'STALE is to STEAL' question correctly excites me more than it should.
I flagmod occasionally and may visit your profile if you've done something naughty.
I don't like alcohol and don't touch the stuff, I can have fun without it.
Occasionally I contact my worst matches possible to ask if they'll be my arch nemesis.
Pegging is awesome.
Violet wands are awesome.

I tend to be pretty up front as you've probably noticed. You're welcome to ask me pretty much anything, I describe myself as a search engine without filters.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're in/around London and have free time. I've spoken to a few awesome people on here, but a number of them are either very busy, or far away ☹

You want to participate in games of Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes.

You're content with the fact that We Don't Have Normal Lives.

TheRedPill makes your mind feel like it wants to throw up through your eyeballs.

You don't have ulterior motives. Being honest/up-front about what you're looking for will get you a lot further...

You didn't vote UKIP. (Seriously, what the hell?)

You like blanket forts.

You're into video games (especially fighting) - I lack gaming friends. ☹ this is terrible as I'm more of a social gamer and play multiplayer a lot more than single player. Non-gaming multiplayer activities are also acceptable.

I've removed short-term dating and casual sex for the time being. While both are rather fun, I'd like to focus more on building more long-term connections with other people. The past year or so has been unintentionally filled with such things and I don't think I have the energy to keep going with it.