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34 Washington, DC Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 34–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:07am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Strictly other
Judaism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from Ph.D program
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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To be totally honest, online dating scares me a little. For the most part, that's associated with the fact that I don't know how to summarize myself with the right balance of pride and humility, not to mention humor and sincerity and whatever else is supposed to go into it. But here goes...

I'm a catch. Really. I mean, how bad could I be? I'm a neuroscientist. I lived in Paris for a while. I love ridiculous action movies (my good friend says it's because I secretly wanted to be a spy). I collect old books and antique baseball paraphernalia. My favorite color is teal, and if you don't know what that is, our relationship will never work, because you have obviously never played with crayons (I'm willing to give a little, here, but if you don't like crayons, there's something more seriously wrong than a lack of familiarity with the complex color wheel). Politically, I lean left - pretty far to the left. My favorite game is trivial pursuit. Or Balderdash. It's so hard to choose! Travel is essential to my life, even though I haven't done as much of it as I'd like recently. I love my family and my friends; they are my anchor, and they mean the world to me. So yes, I am smart, sweet, and funny. I think that makes me a good person to get to know.

There's more, but I think it's best to stop there. Thanks for making it to the end.

OH! And I should mention: this profile is being maintained by my wonderful friend. My man-picker is definitely broken, so she's making sure I set out on this whole dating thing on the right track.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to live up to my reputation.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
... lots of things. Like cooking. And badminton. And crossword puzzles. And rotating objects in visual space.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My laugh. I've been told I have the laugh of a person at least twice my size.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Goodness gracious.
Books: Too many to count. Last conquest, "A History of the World in 12 Maps"

Movies: likewise. I love movies, sometimes even bad ones.

Music: this changes with my mood.

Food: I'm a picky eater, but I am willing to try new things. As a fall back plan, though, strawberries always work.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family, my friends, my sanity, my library card, my bathtub, and the oxford comma. It might not hurt to have my contacts, too.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Science. Thought. Law. Interpersonal/societal dynamics. Aesthetics. I also occasionally like to think about what major male celebrities and members of government would look like dressed as women. It helps relax me before presentations. Props to Jared Leto for surpassing expectations.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
... Somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have an unnatural aversion to umbrella usage. (Seattlelites understand)
You should message me if
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... You're funny, silly, and interesting and don't mind if I'm the same. If all or much of that applies to you, please, let me know.