Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm taking a break from dating. Keeping the profile for when (if?)
I return. If I visted your profile it's because I was bored and
thought you were pretty.
I consider myself in a constant state of change. That's sort of a
disclaimer... Results may vary.
I've been characterized by friends, colleagues and family members
as pretty relaxed, nice and a good conversationalist. I have a
great personality(blew it right there, didn't I?)!
I can be a bit reclusive at times, and I'm prone to excess of
pretty much all kinds. However, I consider myself to be a very
ethical person, or at least I've laid some pavement on my road to
I'm not a very achievement driven person. I'm more interested in
enjoying my life.
So yeah, I'll definitely rock your world and no mistake.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Treading water, trying to find a porpoise.
At the moment my life is pretty dualistic. During working hours I'm
this amazingly interesting customer service person at an
insurance/banking company. When I'm not working I'm just your
average nerd that likes to read and play computer games when not
hanging out with friends.
Also, I started yoga a while back. I don't have a killer body yet.
Well, unless you want me to roll over a puppy or something, but
that's not something I'm comfortable with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing fast, making snap decisions, spending money and
Procrastinating. It's worse than my smoking... I'll die earlier and
I can almost always tell when they use a fake dinosaur in a movie.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Never asked what people notice about me... I'm funny in a cynical
and sarcastic way?
People do say I'm very laid back. I'm not entirely sure about that
myself, at least I don't feel laid back.. But that's what they say,
so who am I to argue?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
, Charles Bukowski
, Erlend Loe
, Malcolm Gladwell
, Terry Pratchett
, Douglas Adams
list goes on and on..
I'd like to say I love really interesting movies. However I mostly
watch action movies or comedies. Tarantino
hasn't made a bad movie. The
latest movie I've enjoyed was The Life of Pi
Some of my music favourites right now: Tom Waits
, Polkadot Cadaver
, Manu Chao
, The Herbaliser
, Olivia Ruiz
, Janelle Monáe
, The Mutants
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't like this question. Either it invites you to recite
platitudes about friends, family etc. Or then you have to list
things you can do without.
But here's stuff that I value in life:
- Good conversations. About whatever.
- Fun(different kinds of)
- Weird stuff
- Little moments of perfection.
- New experiences
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mostly useless stuff... Like the meanings of words, thought
processes, puns, clever sayings.
How different our realities must be.
Why people define themselves and their values through negatives,
e.g. the 10 commandments etc. Denying something always conveys the
idea that is being denied. Wouldn't it be smarter to shape your
life through positives instead? I want a healthier life so
I'll eat vegetables, as opposed to I don't want
to gain weight so I can't have chocolate? I actually don't
think about this too often, but it's a realization that I'm pretty
proud of, so I thought I'd share. On an internet dating profile.
I'm really not this boring in real life. Mostly. (yes I am)
Why there's a pineapple confectionary in every box, and what kind
of hideous mutant would choose that one first? (okay, this last one
is usually during christmas, when someone always has a
confectionary box. The good ones are already eaten and you have a
choice between pineapple and rumpunch or something) If you're
one of those people please let me know, I want to study
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Meeting friends, going for a drink or just being awesome at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have this theory about secrets and privacy, you see.. If you
freely admit to all the stupid, idiotic and embarrasing things
you've done, you aren't tied down by those things, as you have
nothing to hide. Yeah, I'm twisted like that.
Besides, perfect people are either boring or liars. Everyone's done
something stupid and the skeletons in your closet grow the harder
you try to hide them.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have to. I'm taking a break from dating, so I probably won't
reply, though. But maybe I will, if I have to.
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