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Mikalestro

35 M Kent, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:51am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Bulgarian (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly), Thai (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm 35 and a complete disaster. I've failed at everything I have attempted in life. My shoes are falling apart because I have a hefty gambling debt that looks to see me either dead or in hospital. Therefore, I spend a lot of time walking with no particular destination. The last time I left the castle, I ended up on a tour of South American B roads with the Milky Way as my torch light.

When I cook, I do it by the pot and create a feast that makes people's eyes water with joy. I love to provide pleasure in the form of Floydian style banquets, after which I turn into a soulful and attentive lover until the early morning whence I am dedicated to carpentry and fishing. My only hope is an attempt to express the modern malais on scraps of paper. I write exceedingly good erotica but fill the pages with progressive philosophy. I also find myself climbing ladders but not really enjoying the view.
What I’m doing with my life
Finally settled down to temporarily focus on work after a Rabelaisian crusade around the globe for a decade.
I’m really good at
Exaggerating, walking into bars and restaurants, making frothy coffee, speaking to non-English speaking Spaniards, cooking fish and roasting meats, baking bread, swimming, running, getting dressed in the morning, undressed at night, talking sense, talking nonsense, writing verse and making cocktails.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height. I'm six foot three inches. That and my Ted Hughesesque smouldering charm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything by Henry Miller, George Orwell, D.H Lawrence, Borges, Virginia Woolf and Edgar Allen Poe.

Film: the untouchable. French film about a black guy from the ghetto who strikes up a relationship with a paralysed aristocrat.

Music: The Rolling Stones, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zep, The Gypsy Kings, Billie Holiday, Ella Fitz, The Lemonheads, Billy Bragg, Laura Marling, Reggae, Funk soul, and classical pianists along with Rachmaninov etc, etc...

Food: Fresh fish, most seafood, lamb, beef and lots of chicken. Jamon, morcilla, chorizo, pan con tomate, tortilla de patatas, callos, etc, etc
The six things I could never do without
Good food, good women and strong drink x2.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The above, escaping to hotter climes, politics, writing a novel, Schopenhauer, liberty and playing the protagonist in my own continually running film.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking ale and singing the oldies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a child I got my penis stuck in a milk bottle.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You've got an infectious laugh and you light up the room upon entry.