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Mike-in-the-box

35 M Bellingham, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single

My Details

Last Online
Sep 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm equal parts put together and blundering, equal parts calm and thoughtful and aggressive and hasty. When I act without thinking, I feel a fool and when I think before I act, I feel paralyzed by all the myriad of ways an error could be made. I am the absolutely WORST result of the combination of two extremes, but in the best possible way.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a certified high school social studies teacher, currently working as a substitute teacher while I hope to find a classroom of my own in the Bellingham Public School system.

Besides that, I spend time thinking about faith, history, my favorite stories and poems, listening to music, listening to podcasts, and trying to remember how wonderful is the world in which we live.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I never know what to write here. I want to say something impressive, but don't want to brag. I'm good at a few things. People like me, it seems, without much effort on my part. I can blow smoke rings, and I'm good at learning new stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told by many people that I'm intimidating at first meeting, but then become harmless seeming. So yeah...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Generally speaking, non-fiction. Historical and biographical stuff is really interesting to me. Patriotic Treason may have been a life-altering read for me. I also really enjoy audio books.

Movies: True story history, movie versions of plays, comedies. My favorite all time movie is Lawrence of Arabia. I also like stories with complex moral questions / messages.

Music: I like music that tells a story. I like old timey music from the American South. I like dark songs and stories, a la Tom Waits or William Elliot Whitmore. I also like Steve Earle. I also like some pop and rap...It's really fairly eclectic.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
History books, my phone, tomatoes, cheese, laughter, one more thing...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex, history, politics, how future archeologists will see my apartment when they find it in 1000 years, guns, food...did I mention sex?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home...I would like to branch out and do more stuff outside my house...
You should message me if
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If you find me irresistible or wonderfully interesting, or just because you feel the whim.