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Mike-the-rake

25 M Denver, CO

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
For a long while I've defaulted towards the interesting choice, rather than the one that's going to get me through the shit. Balance is the word of the day now, which just means I need to get up earlier in the morning and fill out a little more paperwork when it's due.

It's been fun tho. No complaints.

I like nuance, wordplay, affection, complexity theory and long walks on the beach.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A big part of my life is comedy. I'm amused easily and frequently.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'll tell you what I love, and you can figure out what I'm good at later. I love nuance. Language is a first and foremost, even though I'm bad at small talk. I'm a lover of many things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm short but honestly the only time I notice is when I try to find clothes that fit. That is a nightmare.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cognition, improv, words like "thunderfuck" and "gristle" and "starkly" and yeah.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing something up for the newspaper. Journalism, baby! Woo!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends