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Mike-the-rake

25 M Denver, CO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A big part of my life is comedy. I'm amused easily and frequently.

I like nuance, wordplay, affection, complexity theory and long walks on the beach.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ultimately I want to write for magazines. I've worked in a couple newspapers (intern / editor at a school paper) and research + not-boring writing is really interesting. If you're interested to hear more, ask.

I no longer drink or smoke. I've done a fair bit of that in the past so I'm no monk or anything, but it's just not something I'm doing right now. I'm fine being around it, but I'm not going to hang out at a bar unless it's real good conversation.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'll tell you what I love, and you can figure out what I'm good at later. I love nuance. Language is a first and foremost, even though I'm bad at small talk. I'm a lover of many things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm short but honestly the only time I notice is when I try to find clothes that fit. That is a nightmare.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cognition, improv, words like "thunderfuck" and "gristle" and "starkly" and yeah.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Skateboarding! I just got a long board. I bought it from a roommate for $5 and got new trucks / wheels. It's a 4' monster. I hit Washington park all the time.

I'm really new to the area and I don't drink, so unwinding consists of netflicks and searching for the next hill to bomb down.
You should message me if
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You want to. I'm looking for Ms Adventure.