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36 Newport, RI Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:26am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Ok, so a bit about the (self proclaimed) awesomeness that is me...

First off, I love to laugh, even if that laugh is at my own expense. My philosophy: You can't always take things too seriously in life, you have to be able to laugh at yourself once in a while! And normally, the more inappropriate something is, the funnier I find it.

As for my interests, I'm usually up for anything... I can be perfectly happy staying in with a movie or board game, but on the other hand, I really enjoy going out as well...I love to see a great band, play pub trivia, or butcher my favorite songs at karaoke! Going to comedy shows is always a great time as well.

I also like to stay active and enjoy spending time outdoors, either just being at the beach or going kayaking, cycling around Newport, or mountainbiking. I also recently got into yoga, which I'm enjoying very much. I'm a big fan of travel, and I also like to read and am into photography. I've also been known to break out into a fake English accent at times, much to my own amusement.
What I’m doing with my life
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Just keepin' on keepin' on. I like to try to live life to the fullest. It's short, you have to make the most of it and try to enjoy every day.
And if I can find that special someone to share it with, all the better! I'm also staying active to stay in shape, and am having a great time doing it! Now if I could only learn to put down the potato chips...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm usually pretty good at finding the humor in damn near anything, making people laugh, keeping my apartment clean (yes I'm a guy who actually cleans and keeps a neat place!), taking interesting photos, blurting out random facts that really have no bearing on the conversation, and belting out Beastie Boys at karaoke.

I'm also pretty good at lawn care and vehicle maintenance (yup, I'm a catch!)
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile and dimples! (so I'm told), but I like to think it's my friendly nature and sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love to read: Stephen King, John Grisham, Tom Clancy, Christopher Moore (The Gospel According to Biff), Patrick Robinson, David L. Robbins ("War of the Rats", about the battle of Stalingrad), Stephen Ambrose ("Band of Brothers", and many other great history books), John Connelly (Every Dead Thing), Dennis Lehane (Mystic River, Gone Baby Gone, etc), and many more.

I also love a ton of movies, including just about all Will Ferell movies, or any funny (and raunchy) comedy for that matter, Swingers, Casino, Goodfellas, Donnie Darko, The Wedding Singer, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Godfather, Spaceballs, Die Hard, Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, The Big Lebowski, Office Space, and the list goes on and on.

TV Shows: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Archer, South Park, Family Guy, Tosh.0, Top Gear UK, Dr. Who, Peep Show, House of Cards, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, SOA, The Walking Dead, pretty much anything on The History Channel, HIMYM, Big Bang ,Arrested Developement, Fast .n. Loud, Mythbusters, the many flavors of Law & Order, and adult swim stuff like ATHF and Robot Chicken.

I like all kinds of music, including but not limited to: '90's punk and alternative music, and 80's gotta love the 80's!!
Plus Social Distortion, Sasquatch and the Sickabillys, the Bosstones, Cake, Goldfinger, Rancid, the Clash, Ramones, etc...

Also like classic rock such as the Beatles and the Who, and also the greats like Billy Joel and Elton John.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Very tempting to say oxygen, food, water, sleep, etc here! But assuming those are still readily available, I'd really miss Skittles, pizza, my bikes, Diet Coke, family, and friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I would do if the zombie apocalypse strikes. Which reminds me, I really need to pick up a samurai sword. You know, just in case. After that, where my next vacation should be to. And much to my wallet's dismay, which bike I should buy next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
More than likely off being awesome somewhere... usually seeing a band or rockin' out some karaoke. Although during the winter you're just as likely to find me crashed out on my couch watching something on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't know you yet! Play your cards right, then I'm an open book.
You should message me if
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You like to enjoy life, have a sense of adventure, a sense of humor, are intelligent, and, very importantly, can compose an email without it looking like a text!