Mike02840
37 Newport, RI
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My self-summary
Ok, so a bit about the (self proclaimed) awesomeness that is me...

I love to laugh, even if that laugh is at my own expense...and it usually is. You can't always take things too seriously in life, you have to be able to laugh at yourself once in a while! And normally, the more inappropriate something is, the funnier I find it.

As for my interests, I'm usually up for anything... I can be perfectly happy staying in with a movie or board game, but on the other hand, I really enjoy going out as well...I love to see a great band, play pub trivia, or butcher my favorite songs at karaoke! Going to comedy shows is always a great time as well.

I also enjoy being active and spending time outdoors, either just being at the beach or going kayaking, cycling, hiking, or mountainbiking. I also recently got into yoga, which I'm enjoying very much, and I enjoy taking a kickboxing class once in a while. I've been much more into excercise and nutrition the past few months, and I enjoy varying my training routines by trying new things, such as the classes. I'm a big fan of travel as well. I've also been known to break out into a fake English accent at times, much to my own amusement.

And most recently I've been learning to sail, which has been a great time. I love being out on the water!
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to live life to the fullest. It's short, you have to make the most of it and try to enjoy every day! I'm also staying active to stay in shape, and am having a great time doing it! Now if I could only kick my Skittle addiction....
I’m really good at
I'm usually pretty good at finding the humor in damn near anything, making people laugh, keeping my apartment clean (yes I'm a guy who actually cleans and keeps a neat place!), taking interesting photos, blurting out random facts that really have no bearing on the conversation, and belting out Beastie Boys at karaoke.

I'm also pretty good at lawn care and vehicle maintenance (yup, I'm a catch!)
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile and dimples! (so I'm told), but I like to think it's my friendly nature and sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love to read: Stephen King, Tom Clancey, John Connelly (Every Dead Thing), Dennis Lehane, and many more.

I also love a ton of movies, including just about all Will Ferell movies, or any funny (and raunchy) comedy for that matter, Swingers, Casino, Goodfellas, The Wedding Singer, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Godfather, Spaceballs, Die Hard, Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, The Big Lebowski, Office Space, and the list goes on and on.

TV Shows: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Archer, South Park, Family Guy, Tosh.0, Top Gear UK, Dr. Who, Peep Show, House of Cards, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, SOA, The Walking Dead, pretty much anything on The History Channel, Big Bang ,Arrested Developement, Fast .n. Loud, Mythbusters, the many flavors of Law & Order, and adult swim stuff like ATHF and Robot Chicken.

I like all kinds of music, including but not limited to: '90's punk and alternative music, and 80's music...you gotta love the 80's!!
Plus Social Distortion, the Bosstones, Cake, Rancid, the Clash, Ramones, etc...

Also like classic rock such as the Beatles and the Who, and also the greats like Billy Joel and Elton John.
The six things I could never do without
Very tempting to say oxygen, food, water, sleep, etc here! But assuming those are still readily available, I'd really miss Skittles, pizza, my bikes, sunny days, family, and friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I would do if the zombie apocalypse strikes. Which reminds me, I really need to pick up a samurai sword. You know, just in case. After that, where my next vacation should be to. And much to my wallet's dismay, which bike I should buy next.
On a typical Friday night I am
More than likely off being awesome somewhere... usually seeing a band or rockin' out some karaoke. Although during the winter you're just as likely to find me crashed out on my couch watching something on Netflix. Yeah, Netflix rules.

I'm going to update this with some honesty... lately I'm more likely in bed by midnight to get up early for a bike ride. Funny how priorities change as one gets older, haha.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't know you yet! Play your cards right, then I'm an open book.
You should message me if
You like to enjoy life, have a sense of adventure, a sense of humor, are intelligent, and, very importantly, can compose an email without it looking like a text!
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