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Mike02840

36 M Newport, RI

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Administration
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Ok, so a bit about the (self proclaimed) awesomeness that is me...

First off, I love to laugh, even if that laugh is at my own expense. My philosophy: You can't always take things too seriously in life, you have to be able to laugh at yourself once in a while! And normally, the more inappropriate something is, the funnier I find it.

As for my interests, I'm usually up for anything... I can be perfectly happy staying in with a movie or board game, but on the other hand, I really enjoy going out as well...I love to see a great band, play pub trivia, or butcher my favorite songs at karaoke! Going to comedy shows is always a great time as well.

I also like to stay active and enjoy spending time outdoors, either just being at the beach or going kayaking or cycling around Newport. On a whim I signed up for a Spartan Race with some people at work, so as a result of that I've gotten into running. I've also recently gotten back into mountainbiking, which is an absolute BLAST. I'm a big fan of travel, and I also like to read and am into photography. I've also been known to break out into a fake English accent at times, much to my own amusement.
What I’m doing with my life
Just keepin' on keepin' on. I like to try to live life to the fullest. It's short, you have to make the most of it and try to enjoy every day.
And if I can find that special someone to share it with, all the better!
I’m really good at
I'm usually pretty good at finding the humor in damn near anything, making people laugh, keeping my apartment clean (yes I'm a guy who actually cleans and keeps a neat place!), taking interesting photos, blurting out random facts that really have no bearing on the conversation, and belting out Beastie Boys at karaoke.

I'm also pretty good at lawn care and vehicle maintenance (yup, I'm a catch!)
The first things people usually notice about me
My great smile and dimples! (so I'm told), but I like to think it's my friendly nature and sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love to read: Stephen King, John Grisham, Tom Clancy, Christopher Moore (The Gospel According to Biff), Upton Sinclair ("The Jungle" had to read it for a class, but actually loved it) I also liked The Great Gatsby and Grapes of Wrath, Patrick Robinson, David L. Robbins ("War of the Rats", about the battle of Stalingrad), Stephen Ambrose ("Band of Brothers", and many other great history books), John Connelly (Every Dead Thing), Dennis Lehane (Mystic River, Gone Baby Gone, etc), and many more.

I also love a ton of movies, including just about all Will Ferell movies, or any funny (and raunchy) comedy for that matter, Swingers, Casino, Goodfellas, Something About Mary, Wedding Singer, Donnie Darko, The Hurt Locker,The Wedding Singer, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Godfather, Spaceballs, Die Hard, Boondock Saints, Hobo with a Shotgun, Netherbeast Incorporated, Pulp Fiction, Office Space, and the list goes on and on.

TV Shows: It's Always Sunny in Philedelphia, Archer, South Park, Family Guy, 30 Rock, Parks & Recreation, Tosh.0, TopGear UK, Dr. Who, Being Human UK, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Weeds, SOA, The Walking Dead, pretty much anything on The History Channel, HIMYM, Big Bang Theory, Family Guy,Arrested Developement, Mythbusters, the many flavors of Law & Order, and adult swim stuff like ATHF and Robot Chicken.

I like all kinds of music, including but not limited to: '90's punk and alternative music, and 80's music...you gotta love the 80's!!
Plus Social Distortion, Sasquatch and the Sickabillys, the Bosstones, Cake, Goldfinger, Rancid, the Clash, Ramones, etc...

Also like classic rock such as the Beatles and the Who, and also the greats like Billy Joel and Elton John.
The six things I could never do without
Very tempting to say oxygen, food, water, sleep, etc here! But assuming those are still readily available, I'd really miss Skittles, pizza, my bikes, Diet Coke, family, and friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I would do if the zombie apocolypse strikes. After that, where my next vacation should be to. Also, I'm wondering just how many questions ARE there on this site?? I'm up over 300 now, with no sign of them stopping!
On a typical Friday night I am
More than likely off being awesome somewhere... usually seeing a band or rockin' out some karaoke. Although during the winter you're just as likely to find me crashed out on my couch watching something on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't know you yet! Play your cards right, then I'm an open book.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You like to enjoy life, have a sense of adventure, a sense of humor, are intelligent, and, very importantly, can compose an email without it looking like a text!