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Mike2586

28 M Montreal, Quebec, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:10am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Describing myself in a box is a challenge but in a nutshell: I’m completely neurotic, incredibly insecure, and I complain a lot (I fit the Jewish stereotype to a T --- except I’m poor). Most of you are obviously sold by now, but if you aren't, feel free to continue reading.

As far as work and school go, I recently completed my degree in Commerce and I'm currently working in an accounting position. Over the years, I've come to realize that business isn't for me, and I'm most likely going to end up back in school, this time in a field I actually enjoy, because enjoying what you do is far more important than any financial compensation. Have I decided on that field yet? No. Do I know when I'll go back to school? Not a clue. Do I have a clear-cut plan on what I want to do career-wise? Absolutely not. I realize that many women like a guy who knows what path he wants to take in life, but I'd rather be upfront. For many, finding the right career is anything but an easy task.

I’m very opinionated and argumentative, and I'll rarely shy away from a debate. The topics I hold strong opinions on range from meaningless ‘Seinfeld-y’ material such as whether or not we should hire bathroom monitors to make sure people wash their hands after using public restrooms to something more significant like religion or politics. I’m not big on small talk…in fact, I hate it…I much rather have a discussion that stimulates critical thinking...or perhaps a friendly conversation on why people who believe 9/11 was an inside job belong in a mental asylum...

I love music and film and comedy…nothing better than watching Curb Your Enthusiasm or listening to Kanye West when I’m having a lousy day (I acknowledge that Kanye is an egomaniac but I will vehemently defend his ability as a musician)…I love traveling and I get high off the smell of a hotel room...I’m also an obsessive Sopranos fan and I watch the show religiously…it’s just about the only thing I do ‘religiously’…I can literally sit there and watch an episode and know exactly what the characters are going to say before they say it…I don’t know if that’s something I should be boasting about on a dating site or something I should be telling a shrink…

Anyway, I've done online dating before and I've had some pretty terrible luck. But I'm trying it again and hopefully I'll be pleasantly surprised. My ultimate goal is to be in a long term relationship...but obviously that takes time, and I like to take my time to get to know someone. So for now, I'm just looking to date.
What I’m doing with my life
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Surviving...

and trying to figure out what I'm passionate about.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Impersonations. I do an awesome Joe Pesci impersonation.
- Finding humor in any situation.
The first things people usually notice about me
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- My uncontrollable jewfro
- My hat when I don't have a jewfro
- My chronic squinting. I have glasses but I hate wearing them. I've tried contacts but couldn't get them in my eyes. I thought about the laser eye thing but I'm paranoid about the procedure going wrong and ending up blind.
- My social awkwardness...actually, I prefer the term 'socially inept'. Inept is a fantastic word. Can't really explain why but it totally is.
- My dark/twisted sense of humor and my off colored jokes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite movies: too many to name but anything by Scorsese (Goodfellas, Casino, Raging Bull, Taxi Driver), the Coen Brothers (Fargo, No Country for Old Men, Burn After Reading), and Tarantino (Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction)...

TV Shows: Sopranos, Seinfeld, Breaking Bad, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Louie, The Ricky Gervais Show, Boardwalk Empire, The Life and Times of Tim

Music: Avid hip hop fan (favorites include Jay-Z, Nas, Kanye West, The Roots, Biggie, Outkast, A Tribe Called Quest, Joe Budden), classic rock (Beatles, Stones, Led Zep)...and then Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, The Black Keys, anything Jack White, Radiohead, Arcade Fire
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Crispy bacon...yes, it has to be crispy.
2. Music...ehh, that sounds like a cliched choice but whatever, it's too late now.
3. My dog. Even though he hates me... and he's totally justified in hating me after I accidentally dropped him the first time I picked him up at the pet shop.
4. Eating Kojax while watching All in the Family on YouTube...yeah, I'll get into that more a little later.
5. Would I be completely ruining any chance of success on this site if I said masturbating?

well there ya go, top 5. Top 5 > Top 6. Who ever heard of the top 6 of anything?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Issues going on in the world, and in my world...from major to trivial. Major would include things like future career options, politics, impact of religion on society, the mysteries of the cosmos, different matters in science...trivial would include finding the right places to floss, outdated rules that we still follow for no good reason (like honestly, why is it a sign of 'respect' to remove your hat at the dinner table?), and why certain men allow their nails to grow long...it's really a grotesque site and I may move it to the 'major' issues section.
You should message me if
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You have a great sense of humor and a curious mind.