A bit about me:
I'm respectful, quiet, clean and I won't be bothered by any of your shit. If you leave shit everywhere, I'm just like, "Fuck it I’d better not touch all her shit because it's not mine”. I'll even cook for you. That's right, Gordon and Jamie, eat your hearts out. I'll slow cook a shoulder of lamb and serve it with potato puree, caramelised onion and green beans and smother that shizzle in the best drizzle you’ve ever tasted. EVERY. DAMN. NIGHT. Don't eat meat? That's FANTASTIC! I'll rustle up a butternut squash and pear ravioli with rosemary sauce!
I can also read. I fucking LOVE books. Shantaram, Life of Pi, Empire of the Sun, The Beach, anything Hunter S Thompson. All that shit. I read old and new books to learn about life, love, knowledge and the pursuit of something greater than thus. Do you like films? I love them. We can watch the shit out of some films together if you like, or go for drinks, or a swim, a wander, play music really loud, check out some arty stuff, wrestle or I don't have to talk to you at all. It's completely UP TO YOU!
Am I interested in hanging out with you? You can bet your frilly knickers I am! I only require honesty and a fun personality. A cracking smile and long legs will be considered a convenient bonus. Email me! I'll hook yo’ ass up with Facebook links, background checks, credit reports, phone numbers, CV, references, awards, sexual history, pictures of sports medals and a list of the top five women I'd like to sleep with before I die. If you want a next-generation boyfriend who consistently blows your mind then hit me up.