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29 Hackettstown, NJ Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 14, 2014
6' 5" (1.96m)
Body Type
Average build
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
My self-summary
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So here are some random facts about me:

-I like to try to tell witty jokes, though they tend to be funnier in my head (see my profile name for proof)
-After college, I applied to medical school, got wait listed, and never got in. It's one of the best things that has happened to me.
-I can't whistle. It baffles me how people do it.
-The movies that I'm most afraid of are the Wizard of Oz and Willy Wonka, and The Ring, though I've been told that only one of those is considered a horror movie.
-I double majored in Biology and Philosophy in college. Despite what you might think, I hands-down got more out of Philosophy.
What I’m doing with my life
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working as a project manager at a healthcare information and analytics company and getting ready to go back to school for an MBA
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
trying to be funny and failing, boring stuff like setting up a 401k and buying insurance, trivia, and baking vegan treats
The first things people usually notice about me
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my monocle.... what's that you say, people don't wear monocles anymore?!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books: Ender's Game trilogy, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Profile in Courage

Movies: Perks of Being a Wallflower, Time Traveler's Wife, Karate Kid

Shows: Big Bang Theory, Walking Dead, Glee

Music: Fall Out Boy, Two Door Cinema Club, Anberlin, AFI
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:

-iPhone - I know it's cliche
-Warm weather - not a fan of the winter
-Something to challenge me
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why the tea party is ruining the government, what my sister's cat would say if he could talk, what crazy things Barney from HIMYM and Sheldon from BBT will do next.... my thoughts are pretty random
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either relaxing at home from the week or out with my friends or sister.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was briefly completely paralyzed from the waist down, but am better now.
You should message me if
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You want to get to know me more, are interested in a good conversation, and/or think we'd have something in common.