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MikeChernoff

25 M Albany, NY

My Details

Last Online
May 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello There Ms. Bot,

Representing myself online is difficult so I'll try my best here it goes...

I'm a dreamer and an artist always have been and will be. I have a big imagination and critical thoughts about the society, power, sex, and economics. I think a lot about this strange time we live in where information and government control are imbalanced and radical revolutions. A lot of my fun thoughts are about high impact kung fu, supernatural power, voluptuous people, and demons. As for economics I'm formulating a world of equal labor and no ownership...a neo-communist society.

Right now I am trying to make sense of all these feelings with writing and illustration. Maybe make some comic books when the time is right.

I'm rated funny. I tend and get lots of laughs for gross overstatements and goofy re-iterations. I don't even expect to get such reactions since humor and honesty feel like natural statements to me. I'm compassionate about human problems. I enjoy cooking what few dishes I practice. I am easy going and usually relaxed. I rarely get mad. Sometimes I talk a lot other times very little. I like seeing people but I also enjoy being alone too...that's when my mind overloads and I can't take anymore audio inputs.

I like staying home and enjoying my entertainment/creative outlets: movies, video games, books, and art. Clean vibrant environments bring out a lot of joy in me. Although I do venture outside to break monotony, with new experiences and possibly finding new friends.

I want to be a successful visual artist and simply keep doing what I love for work and a living. I don't care much about world wide fame or being a millionaire. I just want enough to eat, have a spacious home, and keep plenty of toys. I illustrate human bodies, abstract structures, and bizarre creatures on paper these days.

I've lived in Albany most of my life and know the metro area fairly well.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Riding my bike a lot when it's warm.

Selling found and purchased items on Amazon.

Transforming myself into a profession illustrator.
Check out my stuff at:
http://cargocollective.com/michaelchernoff
https://www.facebook.com/blackcanvasmagic

Occasionally working as a photographer or filmmaker and editor. I have produced music and document videos for clients. I made a 2 episode comedy series called Roody's Room that airs on Channel 18 in Albany and is online at http://www.youtube.com/user/RoodysRoom
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing
Painting
Video Editing
Discussions
Humorous Discussions
Fighting genre video games
Organizing
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair.
Laughter.
My Eyes.
My Eyelashes.
My Eyebrows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite film directors are: David Lynch, Andy Kaufman, Cohen Bros, Darren Aronovsky, Akira Kurosawa, Allen Parks, and Takashi Mikke.

Favorite Television shows are: Reboot, Ghost in the Shell, Princess Monoke, Nausica, Cowboy Bebop, Home Movies, Bill Moyers, Pawn Stars, Tim and Eric, Xavier Renegade Angel, The Shield, Seinfeld, Trailer Park Boys and Curb your Enthusiasm.

My top games are: Star Fox 64, Tekken, Metal Gear Solid, Shenmue, DBZ: Raging Blast 2, Smash Bros, Dead Or Alive, Batman Arkham,.

Music taste is a mix of Hip Hop, Industrial, Electronica, some Metal. NIN and Leonard Cohen are at the top. L7, Foo Fighters, Metallica, Artic Monkeys, Crystal Castles, Neon Indian, Cake, and The Clash are also up there on my heart strings.

Books I subscribe to are Art, History reviews, Graphic Novels.

Novels: Invisible Man, American Psycho, Chuck Klosterman, Where the Red Fern Grows.
Comics: DBZ, Akira, Deathnote, Parasyte, and GTO are great mangas. I collect comics too and mostly purchase back issues of Spawn...it's too good not to own. I love David Clows and Jaime Hernandez's work too. I also have a good chunk of Cerebus the Aardvark comics too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, a home, art supplies, movies, pictures, a microwave.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Contemporary Culture. My Creative projects. Human Archetypes that I keep meeting. Weird Fantasies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm usually really tired on Fridays so I usually opt to stay in and do whatever I want. I prefer Saturday outings. Sundays are unstructured days and I'm up for almost anything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The dreams to be accepted. Tune in for chapters.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you ride a bike, a duo ride is a big option. Like being creative and intellectual discussions. Or need help getting around Albany.
I also really hate noisy bars because most things that are said are pointless and life is busy...so this is why I chose some online dating exposure.