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MikeE862

28 Visalia, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:19am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Mike. Pretty laid back, easy going, and go with the flow kind of guy. I have a pretty dry, wry, and sarcastic sense of humor, but pretty quiet and reserved unless I'm comfortable around you and know if your sense of humor matches. Just looking for someone fun and that has a laid back personality, too. Not that great at selling myself as being the coolest person in the world, so, f**k me, right?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently volunteering at a local elementary school. Trying to get experience and references for a Masters program in School Counseling.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being socially awkward.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't say much, which doesn't lend itself well with trying to meet and date people, so that's super swell.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ender's Game, Ishmael, A Brave New World, The Happiness Hypothesis. The Hunger Games, A Song of Ice and Fire.

Movies: The Big Lebowski and pretty much everything by the Coen brothers, Wes Anderson movies, Tombstone, Grandma's Boy, Fight Club, Black Hawk Down.

Music: Lately I've really been into alternative. Capital Cities, Phantogram, The Neighborhood, MS MR, Paramore, Metric, Tegan and Sara, Artic Monkeys, Young the Giant, Royal Teeth, etc. For those of you with XM/Sirius, think AltNation. I also really like underground hip hop: Living Legends, Hieroglyphics, Black Star, People Under the Stairs. I'll listen to pretty much anything but mainstream/ pop country.

Shows: True Detective, Girls (I know...), Game of Thrones, Homeland, It's Always Sunny, Broad City, Review, Workaholics, South Park, Adventure Time, Regular Show, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My golf clubs, Xbox, iPhone, Pizza mmmm, free time, glasses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life's greatest mysteries. The human condition. The universe. Etc...

Also, why so many women on here post pictures of themselves shooting guns. Seriously, like a good 60+% have at least one picture of them holding/shooting a gun...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I pretty much just hang out with my dogs. Everyone I knew growing up here has since moved away before I moved back, so I don't really know anyone here anymore.
You should message me if
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You want to and aren't offended by my answers to some of these questions...most of them force you to choose Yes/No when it's not so black and white, but I digress. I don't know, like I said, I'm not good at selling myself...:/