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MikeJoseph

36 Oakland, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Rather not say
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Born in Redwood City, "climate best by government test", in 1978. I was born with 6 fingers on my left hand but the doc decided to tie it off. Why oh why did you deny me my 6th finger? I could of been a candidate to play the part of the 6th fingered man in the Princess Bride. Thanks a lot doc! "I could of been a contender, I could of been somebody."
What I’m doing with my life
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I own and operate a Recording Studio in Oakland. Other activities include playing soccer. telling bad jokes. going to estate sales/thrift stores/flea markets. fly fishing. reading. planning my trip to Ireland next year to see my red bearded relatives. teaching my nephews swear words in Japanese. spending every last dollar on records. djing happy hours. getting hit on by creeper dudes at the library who leave 6 page post it notes on your car that read "I like the way you walk, I like the way you talk. I have a feeling you're straight but if you're gay you should email me at stalker@gmail.com."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing the Roger Rabbit. Nah, for real though. Challenge me and you will lose!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My raspy grandma like voice and my sexy thighs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Most books by Gabriel García Márquez and Daniel Clowes.
I'm currently reading short stories by Miranda July. Miranda, if you're on this site, holla at me!

Movies - Wes Anderson, Woody Allen, The Last Unicorn, Nacho Libre, Harold and Maude, Swamp Thing, Mr Boogedy, Ninja Scroll, Any movie with Swayze, Big Trouble Little China, The Water Babies (If you know this movie, I'm probably already in love with you.)
Food - Don't necessarily have a favorite food but my favorite drink is Orangina.

Music -Django Reinhardt, Shannon and the Clams, Broadcast, Yo La Tengo, New Jack Swing, Digable Planets, Serge Gainsbourg, of Montreal, Little Stevie, The Pharcyde, The Pogues, Thelonius Monk, Ramsey Lewis, Too Short, and a lil R Kelly if the mood suits me...."you remind me of my jeep". I Just went to the R Kelly sing-along at the new parkway. I highly recommend it. He's either a genius or completely insane.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my ears. my nephews. manchester united. my record player. neecha thai. computer love.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why it's so hard to meet an awesome girl in these Oakland Streets. Why every girl on here has a pic of them on top of Half Dome. Makes me feel lazy. I walked to the corner store today.
That being said, I go camping and fishing as often as possible so I'm not against your half dome adventures. Why pickling is so popular now. Some Batista tried to sell me pickled pigeon or quail eggs the other day. "Maybe next time hot shot, maybe next time."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting on a bear skin rug next to a blazing fire listening to Teddy Pendergrass.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I totally exploit my nephews on this website. Sorry boys, someday you'll understand. My favorite color is light tan.
You should message me if
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You can make me laugh.
PS
My grams used to say, "You'll find what you're looking for when you stop looking." I'm starting to think that she may be right.