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MikePannone

28 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:17pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Dept of Justice employee, but wish I was a character in a Phillip Roth or Jonathan Franzen novel/professional baseball player.
What I’m doing with my life
Go to work, eat pho, go to gym 20% less than I would like to.
I’m really good at
Pretending to be a sports play-by-play announcer during games.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books about font, David Foster Wallace non-fiction, Woody Allen and Larry David everything, intellectual crush on Lena Dunham, carbohydrates.

I also affirm every positive thing people say about the Wire, but will never be the first person to say it, because it always kind of sounds racist when white people bring it up.

Not ashamed to say that all three Ben Affleck directed movies were really quite good.
The six things I could never do without
food, water, my obnoxiously large tv, eames chair
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How they make Coke Zero taste like Regular Coke.
How to make the most amount of money by doing the least amount of work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking mildly too much and spending too much money on "small plates."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Reading is ultimately more rewarding than tv or movies, but I usually watch tv or movies instead.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You were into (and still appreciate), but are now kind of over, craft beer, tapas, mixology and politics.