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  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 15
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Politics / Government
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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Dept of Justice employee, but wish I was a character in a Phillip Roth or Jonathan Franzen novel/professional baseball player.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Go to work, eat pho, go to gym 20% less than I would like to.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pretending to be a sports play-by-play announcer during games.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books about font, David Foster Wallace non-fiction, Woody Allen and Larry David everything, intellectual crush on Lena Dunham, carbohydrates.

I also affirm every positive thing people say about the Wire, but will never be the first person to say it, because it always kind of sounds racist when white people bring it up.

Not ashamed to say that all three Ben Affleck directed movies were really quite good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
food, water, my obnoxiously large tv, eames chair
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How they make Coke Zero taste like Regular Coke.
How to make the most amount of money by doing the least amount of work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking mildly too much and spending too much money on "small plates."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Reading is ultimately more rewarding than tv or movies, but I usually watch tv or movies instead.
You should message me if
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You were into (and still appreciate), but are now kind of over, craft beer, tapas, mixology and politics.