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30 Casselberry, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 17
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Christianity, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Lets start with a hi. I never read a hi, it's always I'm this-and this-and this-and-yada yada. Never a "Hi, how you doing?" never a "thanks for stopping by."

I'm Mike, finished with school, working in a good career, and no longer have an excuse to not try and date. I use to be crazy busy with school and work, and just never had time. Now that I'm done with school, I have some time, but my schedule is so erratic I can't seem to meet anyone. So here I am, trying a dating website...let the fun begin I guess...

I like movies, theater, tv, and acting in general really. I studied it for years, and was trying to be an actor before I went into Nursing. I actually enjoy cooking, but not for just me. I like to go downtown once in a while and cut loose with friends. I love an occasional concert, always been a rocker at heart. I drink socially, but never a lot. I love anything that's funny...even things that don't seem funny, I'll find the humor in it. I have a quick sarcastic wit, and I know how to use it.

Hopefully someone will read all that and say "Hey,that seems like a fun and interesting guy. I should email him." Or at least "Hey, that seems like an okay guy. I could probably have a nice time with him. Maybe I'll email him." Or at the very least "Hey, why is this ass-jack putting words in my mouth!?! Who does he think he is! I'm gonna email him and tell him off!" WHATEVER! Just hopefully they'll be some kind of response.

(Just recently had the first person to email me and tell me off, not as fun as I thought...)

Hope to hear from you.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working as a night nurse for a few years now. I finally worked up the nerve and moved on up to the ICU. So far it's been a great move.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hiding my nerdisms. But given the right topics and out they come!
The first things people usually notice about me
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Usually people first notice my eye patch, or perhaps its the parrot and wooden leg. It's hard to tell really if they're on my left side.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Really? All in one little spot?!? I'll have to come back to this.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family
2. Friends
3. A Towel
4. Tacos
5. The Force
6. Sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time late at night laying in my twin bed....wondering where my twin was.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to be a nurse and pretending I'm not a glorified waiter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My worst fear is being an old father who can't relate to his children.
You should message me if
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If you read through this and caught any of the alluded jokes, or if you're still reading and are even remotely interested. Send me a message and lets see what happens.