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27 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 15
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Mike. I want to soar, eat ether, see what has never been seen; depart and be lost.

But in the meantime I'll settle for the pub.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Honestly I have absolutely no clue, but I seem to be enjoying myself immensely nonetheless.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Obscure references, terrible jokes, amusing myself, and taking the piss. Always.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"I've got stars in my beard,

And I feel real weird."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Call me shallow but this stuff is important.

Book; Vanity Fair, The Third Policeman, Gravity's Rainbow, Gormenghast, Ubiq, Kill Your Friends, The Seven Days of Peter Crumb, Infinite Jest, The Average American Male, The Cryptonomicon, The Unconsoled, 1984 Janine, The Good Soldier.

Movies; True Romance, Drive, Blade Runner, In Bruges, Enter The Void, A Scanner Darkly, Primer, Brick, Gummo, The Big Lebowski, The Life Aquatic, Tekkonkinkreet, Survive Style 5+, Beyond The Black Rainbow, I'm A Cyborg But That's OK, All is Lost.

Shows; Workaholics, Archer, The Wire, Brass Eye, Dark Place, Monkeydust, Harvey Birdman, Arrested Development, Orange Is The New Black, House of Cards, Hannibal.

Music; Neutral Milk Hotel, Fuck Buttons, Oneohtrix Point Never, Team Sleep, Animal Collective, Die Antwoord, Lightning Bolt, Submotion Orchestra, iamamiwhoami, Boards of Canada, Speedy Ortiz, The Haxan Cloak.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Craft beer, gigs, the internet, books, video games and slack. After all, The Subgenius Must Have Slack.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bollocks to typical, let's get weird.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I had fun once and it was awful.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've got a head on the shoulders and a pint in your hand. I'm always up for meeting people and actually vastly prefer that to the usual back and forth online.