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MikeRob86

27 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Apr 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Mike. I want to soar, eat ether, see what has never been seen; depart and be lost.

But in the meantime I'll settle for the pub.
What I’m doing with my life
Honestly I have absolutely no clue, but I seem to be enjoying myself immensely nonetheless.
I’m really good at
Obscure references, terrible jokes, amusing myself, and taking the piss. Always.
The first things people usually notice about me
"I've got stars in my beard,

And I feel real weird."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Call me shallow but this stuff is important.

Book; Vanity Fair, The Third Policeman, Gravity's Rainbow, Gormenghast, Ubiq, Kill Your Friends, The Seven Days of Peter Crumb, The Average American Male, The Cryptonomicon, The Unconsoled, The Good Soldier.

Movies; True Romance, Drive, Blade Runner, In Bruges, Enter The Void, A Scanner Darkly, Primer, Brick, Gummo, The Big Lebowski, The Life Aquatic, Tekkonkinkreet, Beyond The Black Rainbow, I'm A Cyborg But That's OK.

Shows; Workaholics, Archer, The Wire, Brass Eye, Dark Place, Monkeydust, Harvey Birdman, Arrested Development.

Music; Neutral Milk Hotel, Fuck Buttons, Oneohtrix Point Never, Team Sleep, Animal Collective, Die Antwoord, Lightning Bolt, Submotion Orchestra, Nathan Fake, Boards of Canada.
The six things I could never do without
Craft beer, gigs, the internet, books, video games and slack. After all, The Subgenius Must Have Slack.
On a typical Friday night I am
Bollocks to typical, let's get weird.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had fun once and it was awful.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You've got a head on the shoulders and a pint in your hand. I'm always up for meeting people and actually vastly prefer that to the usual back and forth online.