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29 Shepherds Bush, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 5:35am
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Mike. I want to soar, eat ether, see what has never been seen, depart and be lost - but in the meantime I'll settle for the pub.

Once described as "The nicest not nice person I've ever met". Still trying to figure out what that means.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making websites for book publishers and finding the best burger in London- Burger Bear is winning for now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Terrible jokes, shitposting, amusing myself, sportsing and taking the piss.

One of those is a lie.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"I've got stars in my beard,

And I feel real weird."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Call me shallow but this stuff is important.

Book; Vanity Fair, The Third Policeman, Gravity's Rainbow, Gormenghast, A Wizard of Earthsea, Ubiq, Kill Your Friends, Infinite Jest, The Cryptonomicon, The Unconsoled, 1984 Janine

Movies; In Bruges, Enter The Void, A Scanner Darkly, Primer, Brick, Gummo, The Big Lebowski, The Life Aquatic, Tekkonkinkreet, Survive Style 5+, Inherent Vice, Stoker, Only Lovers Left Alive

Shows; Archer, The Wire, Brass Eye, Dark Place, Buffy, Monkeydust, Harvey Birdman, Orange Is The New Black, House of Cards, Cowboy Bebop, Danger 5, Bojack Horseman

Music; Fuck Buttons, Oneohtrix Point Never, Team Sleep, Gary Numan, Lightning Bolt, iamamiwhoami, Boards of Canada, Sia, Caribou, Father John Misty, Lonelady, Thundercat, Tame Impala, Panda Bear, Dan Deacon, Rone
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Craft beer
The internet
Video games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bollocks to typical, let's get weird.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been reading 2000AD comics for as long as I can remember and once got interviewed on the telly about them when I was a kid.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You've got a head on the shoulders and a pint in your hand.

- You're Tom Hardy in disguise

- You feel in charge

- You checked yourself before you wrecked yourself

- You are the Law

- You're as full of shit as I am

Or not. You should probably message me anyway just to be sure.