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MikeSaintGod

30 Philadelphia, PA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Korean (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You're cute...but you're not THAT cute. Neither am I. Let's get over ourselves.

I'm a:
Writer / Musician / Drinker / Thinker / Smoker / Joker / generally lovable sonofabitch.

I only work my day job as research for a giant social experiment I'm participating in. Granted, it's how I pay all of my bills, but that's beside the point.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being a catalyst...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Exacerbating injuries and looking like an expert.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look like a cartoon villain...not sure which one.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
-Gischler, Bukowski, Lobo, Deadpool
-Snatch, Lockout, Cop Out, Tangled
-Archer, Metalocalypse, Brooklyn 99
-Sabbath, Priest, Onyx, Clutch, Anthrax
-Pizza, Tacos, Chicken, Candy
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, Pen, Paper, Food, Lighter, spare handcuff key.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
People, Music, food...and clocks. I'm a big fan of clocks. Feel free to judge accordingly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually working. But my days off are spent drinking vague amounts of alcohol and rehearsing with the band.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I play in a thrash metal band.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you're bored? I'm pretty good at fixing that.