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MikeV012083

26 / M / straight / Single

Georgetown, Kentucky

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Thin
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
—
Religion
Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Unemployed
Income
—
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am quirky, intelligent, and ironic.

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My Self-Summary

I really suck at writing these things.
I'm truthful to a fault, although I can be tactful about it when appropriate.
I think religion and nationalism are the two most detrimental things to humanity ever.
I love music, movies and computers (Linux FTW).
My biggest dislikes are wasted potential, fakeness, and mediocrity.
I consider myself a disillusioned idealist.
My sense of humor borders on the absurd, dark, and ironic.
...
I think putting too much information into these boxes takes a lot of fun out of getting to know someone.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm currently frantically seeking employment since I bought a house right before losing my job. I've come to the hard realization that I'm not going to find anything meaningful or fulfilling in that department until I further my education, so that's next on the agenda.

I'm also trying to figure out how to balance my different hobbies. There's a ton of computer-related stuff I still want to learn to do, plus I want to get into better shape and I've been meaning to start reading again for a while now...

I’m really good at

Listening, giving good advice, computer stuff, being a great boyfriend, procrastinating, civilly debating, analyzing people and their motives, being there for my friends, not stressing over dumb shit, Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3, and apparently looking pissed off when I'm not...

The first things people usually notice about me

That I'm a huge smart ass? Who knows.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Way too many to list in all of these categories, so I'll stick to the first few that come to mind.

Books
Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, especially Fight Club, Choke, and Survivor, or Kurt Vonnegut, especially Cat's Cradle, Slaughterhouse V, and Galapagos, Homage to Catalonia by George Orwell, Manufacturing Consent and Pirates & Emperors, Old & New by Noam Chomsky, No Logo by Naomi Klein, Why I Am Not a Christian by Bertrand Russell, Anarchism and other Essays by Emma Goldman...

Movies
Pretty much anything directed by Stanley Kubrick or Martin Scorcese`, Fight Club, Malcolm X, Bulworth, Star Wars (the old ones), Jacob's Ladder, Wristcutters: A Love Story (probably my favorite "date movie")...

Music
2Pac, Atmosphere, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, Illogic, Smashing Pumpkins, Vox Vermillion, John Coltrane, Thelonious Monk, Charles Mingus, P.O.S., DJ Shadow, Blueprint, Rjd2, System of a Down, Rage Against the Machine, The Mars Volta, El-P, Freestyle Fellowship, Organized Konfusion, Deep Puddle Dynamics, Del the Funky Homosapien, Bjork, Philip Glass, Tchaikovsky... My music collection consists of over 1300 albums spanning a dozen genres (real genres, not silly subcategories). My Last.fm profile

Food
Buffalo wings (not the same thing as hot wings)
Shells & cheese
Spaghetti
Peanut butter
Bacon (soft and chewy, not crispy)
Cereal
Scrambled eggs & cheese

The six things I could never do without

Music
My computer
My unimpaired brain
Movies
An endlessly interesting woman, or at least the prospect of one
A sense of humor

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Nature vs. nurture
The end of the world
Time travel
Whether the human race will ever get it together

On a typical Friday night I am

I really hate the word "typical."

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I've been clinically depressed for most of my life. You would have to get to know me pretty well for that to become obvious though.

You should message me if

you honestly think it would be mutually beneficial to us, although I should point out that I'm really not looking for anything serious right now, at least not until I get a job, get back into school and iron out a couple other issues. I'm mainly looking for new friends, and maybe someone I click nicely with who won't lose interest before I get my life together.

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