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Mike_899

30 Dubai, United Arab Emirates Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Currently I spend most of my week in a five star hotel, training people and that. It involves amongst other things a lot of sitting down and from time to time, standing. Away from the factory I attempt to dabble in all things creative, be it photography, writing or building 100 foot bronze effigies of famous dogs. Actually the last one was a lie. But I have considered it.

I am infectiously calm, can be funny in a weird ‘Vic and Bob’ kind of way, and have lots of quirky West Country-style traits that include:

 A raucous laugh
 Taking pride in everything I do
 A tendency to over-speak my mind
 Driving a tractor (only on those quiet weekends)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Busy forging a glittering career in Human Resources. Bored yet? Trust me, it is great fun and I get great discounts. WHOOPASS!!

I draw certain similarities to Rodney Copperbottom from Robots. Actually the only similarity is that I am a small town dreamer who has arrived in Robot City to make it big. Actually, I mean London. London owns and I am enjoying exploring the city with my mates (a heady collection of school friends, colleagues and a couple of suspect individuals from Liverpool) and love trying out new restaurants. We aren’t afraid to save up then bin a few hundred quid on a Michelin Star restaurant. I HEART food!

I spend a bit of time discovering secret bars around town. Did you know there is one hidden in a fridge and the only way to get in is to speak to a ‘gatekeeper’ and ask for ‘The Mayor’?!

At the moment I am busy saving up to buy Ableton. I’ll need a Mac too. Eek.

Most of my zany adventures are captured on my blog:
http://www.thefunkytruth.com/
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saving money then spending it on ridiculous things like cars that are quick but die very quickly.

I LOVE entertaining and have been told that I am the most approachable person in London. Not my words, the words of a man collecting for the RSPCA near Kilburn. I am not the most organised person at work (I can show you my mid-year appraisal) but take great pride in organising my social life so I catch up with all my friends; far away or otherwise.

I am great at planning holidays. Seriously. In 2003 I organised an underage holiday to Ibiza and we only got robbed twice. The best lessons are learnt the hard way.

I am a great listener.

I can quote the following, pretty much word for word: Alan Partidge, Absolutely Fabulous, Airplane!,
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My extra eye or my tail. On a more serious note it would either have to my height (a monstrous 6 foot 3) or my –ahem- colourful shirts.

The tail fell off.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Not that much of a reader, but I love the idea of having a plethora of coffee table books, even though I am currently without coffee table. Apart from these I tend to jump on the literary bandwagon such as Dan Brown, David Nicholls and the Beano.

Movies: LOADS! Generally I am a fan of comedy especially the more absurd ones such as Airplane!, Naked Gun trilogy, Four Lions, Monty Python etc. Generally I think the 80’s and mid-nineties gave us more great films than the entire century before. I am particularly fond of Back to the Future ‘When this baby hits 88mph, you’re gonna see some serious shit’, Die Hard ‘Now I have a machine gun, ho ho ho’ and 10 Things I Hate About You ‘Pipe down, chachi!

Other honourable mentions have to go to Casino, The Hangover (I DEFY anyone not to love this film), Mystery Men, Cloverfield and Manhattan.

Shows: Erm, Peep Show? (the comedy, not the activity). Sex and the City is awesome. I’m not ashamed!

Music: Gotta love Jazz and House Music. Imagine my joy when I discovered a genre called Jazzy House! I like most stuff except Garage, RnB or that shit called ‘Grime’. I DJ in my spare time, usually DnB, House, Electro and US Garage (VERY different, believe me). Other honourable mentions go to the inimitable Phil Collins and ever since X Factor 2009, Rage Against the Machine. Forget St. Nick, these guys truly saved Christmas!

Food: EVERYTHING, in any setting, anywhere, with anyone. Just don’t get me to make a Christmas pudding as once I tried it in a microwave and almost caused a nuclear accident...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I want to take obvious things like friends, family, SATC, air, water etc as given. Aside from these, here we go...

1. My one pint Starbucks mug (with Starbucks coffee in it)
2. Hawes and Curtis (EPIC EPIC EPIC shirts)
3. Pisco (it has made drinking so much more fun)
4. My hotel’s Concierge (great for jumping restaurant reservations around town)
5. Llamas With Hats
6. Walktall.co.uk (I have size 15 feet and normal shoe shops laugh at me)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If Phil Mitchell’s face can get any redder. Also how weird it would be if I came across my boss on this website...

Generally I think about food (‘mmn, doughnuts’), cool places to go in London and how my mates and family are getting on.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting my groove on in a dirty underground electro club in London, or in a cool restaurant which serves Amuses Bouche before the starters, or trying a new bar in hiptastic East London.

Whatever it is, my plans will certainly involve my mates, a nice colourful shirt and a whip. Actually probably not the last one, unless I am off horse riding. Which is unlikely in a night club.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Apart from being a SATC fan?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are insanely funny, slightly odd (I love a bit of quirk!) and are very positive. I prefer tall girls but I won’t hold it against you if you aren’t 6 foot tall... honest.

Don't message me if you describe yourself as 'a contradiction' i.e. 'outgoing but shy' etc. Seriously, read it back to yourself. Carefully.

So if you are after a tall, big-footed, dance music aficionado with a Welsh/West Country accent and a passion for loud shirts, then look no further!

Oh, crap.