I'm very laid back, easy to get along with. I used to say "I'm shy
til you get to know me!" but I realized that applies to pretty much
everyone except the hyper-extroverted. I like bowling, mini golf,
board games, video games(old and new), and trying all kinds of new
and exotic beers. I like other things but I can't think of them
right now. I think I spend too much time indoors, so it would be
nice to find someone who will drag me out into the great outdoors
every once in a while. Maybe hiking or kayaking, those seem fun.
Yeah, okay, staying in and lazing around is cool, too.
What I’m doing with my life
I help run the presses that print all the junkmail flyers that clog
up your mailbox. Surprisingly, this is not a terrible job and I
actually kinda sorta like it.
I’m really good at
Growing facial hair.
Replacing lyrics in songs with dirty words or phrases that rhyme
with the original lyrics.
The first things people usually notice about me
That they are blinded by the glare off of the top of my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Spotify has pigeonholed me into symphonic metal with female lead
vocalists. Something about combining a classically trained voice
with epic guitar solos really gets to me.
I like most shows on Comedy Central and Cartoon Network, as well as
NFL football(Go Eagles!). Can't go wrong with some Wheel and
Jeopardy. Survivor is a guilty pleasure.
I'm a man of simple tastes. Chicken, steak, pizza. I love trying
out local take-out places.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Mayo is terrible and I hate that I live in a world where I have to specifically ask NOT to have it on my sandwiches.
On a typical Friday night I am
Resting after an exhausting work week. I have to get up before the
sun sometimes, so I'm usually all tuckered out pretty early.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This one time I was riding in the car with my mom and Bohemian
Rhapsody came on the radio and we both sang along to it.
You should message me if
You want to go mini golfing, or bowling, or shoot some pool.
You know where to get a good pulled pork sandwich.
If you are rich and looking for a trophy husband. (worth a shot!)