Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First off, you should probably read the captions with my
And understand there's a good bit of sarcasm mixed in below.
I'm Mike. Normal guy who has a steady job, a house, an awesome kid,
fixes his own cars, and likes to build shit. I'm at the point in my
life where I'm happy working in the garage on a Friday night.
Looking for a down to earth girl that has a clue how the world
works. If you enjoy drama and playing games, I'm not the guy for
you. Ain't nobody got time for that. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm livin' the dream. Basically I work a 9-5 job to fund the
activities I'm passionate about (4-wheeling being one of
I like to travel.I love road trips, and have driven cross country
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fabrication and mechanic work. I like doing stuff with my
I'm good with my digits ;).... Cuz I'm an Engineer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll eat most normal things.
Favorite movies: Blues Brothers, Usual Suspects, Strange Brew,Mad
Max, Canadian Bacon,The Life Aquatic, etc.
Music is pretty broad. Anything from Johnny Cash to Guns N Roses to
Operation Ivy to The Saddle Tramps .Limited older rap.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. Disagree? Then you've never used one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Terminator 1 and the paradox of time travel.
Plans for my next project.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing the same thing we do every night, Pinky....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still know all the words to Ice Ice Baby.
You should message me if
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You meet any of the following:
Can carry on an intelligent conversation.
Don't mind getting dirty once in a while.
Are somewhat attractive.
Like driving just to drive
Are not a hipster. (Cheap beer is good, just don't drink it for
Understood most of the sarcasm in this profile.
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