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Mikeistoast

27 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Hi. I'm Mike. I own exactly 25% of a custom sticker shop and play guitar in a psychedelic rock band. Don't care for parties unless there's dancing. My intoxicants of choice are pot and coffee. I'm into some really geeky shit, and am a bit of a novelty junky.
What I’m doing with my life
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entrepreneurship, jamming, hanging out, taking walks
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Upcycling
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Skinny legs!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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By no means comprehensive but....

Books: Alan Watts, Richard Brautigan, Kerouac, Burroughs, Steinbeck, Bill Bryson, Stephen Hawking, Ginsburg, Hunter S Thompson, lots of non-fiction.

Movies: Wes Anderson, Terry Gilliam, Mel Brooks, I watch a lot of documentaries.

TV: Arrested Development, South Park, Trailer Park Boys, Always Sunny, Twilight Zone, Archer

Music: The Beatles, Psychedelia, rock n' roll, Indian ragas, a bit of classic folk, funk, 60's pop, world music, "jazz", Dahga Bloom, insert hipster music 101, fuckin' Igor Stravinsky, noisy shit,
really, this is kind of a loaded topic for me....

Food: Pizza, indian food, Mediterranean food
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
sound,
coffee,
work to do,
alone time,
party time,
duct tape
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Existential Nihilism.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either playing out, seeing a band, or recording music.
You should message me if
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You find talking on the internet really cumbersome, and are down to hang out.