I like telling stories.
Aaron Carter follows me on Twitter.
I have a little bit of a lisp.
If I could find someone to pay me to go to school for the rest of my life, I would do that in a heartbeat.
Meeting, and talking to, new people is one of my favorite things in the world.
I go on walks around the city more than I don't.
The way other people think fascinates me.
I'm a barfly-ish type.
I really want to be the grandfather with a shit ton of really long-winded ridiculous stories.
I'm weirdly attracted to resting-bitchface.
& I also do fun things like go to house shows and watch hockey and drink beers.
Trust me, I'm cool. Cucumberously so.