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Mikenovember

23 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My name is Mike and I am inexplicably afraid of fish.
I like telling stories.
Aaron Carter follows me on Twitter.
I have a little bit of a lisp.
If I could find someone to pay me to go to school for the rest of my life, I would do that in a heartbeat.
Open-mic poetry.
Meeting, and talking to, new people is one of my favorite things in the world.
I go on walks around the city more than I don't.
The way other people think fascinates me.
I'm a barfly-ish type.
I really want to be the grandfather with a shit ton of really long-winded ridiculous stories.
I'm weirdly attracted to resting-bitchface.

& I also do fun things like go to house shows and watch hockey and drink beers.

Trust me, I'm cool. Cucumberously so.
What I’m doing with my life
I graduated from Temple and live in South Philly.
Working as a Projectionist and writing for a newspaper in the city.

I'm fun, world. I swear.
I’m really good at
Telling stories.
Skeeball.
Befriending your pets.
The first things people usually notice about me
I didn't have an answer, so i asked my roommate. He said "are you serious right now?"

So, that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm all over the place with everything.
to simplify:

Authors
John Barth, Annie Baker, David Foster Wallace, Flann O'Brien, William S. Burroughs, Charles Bukowski, Edith Wharton.

Movies
I like really bad horror movies.

Shows
The Newsroom, Arrested Development, How I Met Your Mother, Parks and Recreation, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Bob's Burgers, Regular Show.

Music
American Babies, Braid, Joy Division, Single Mothers, Modern Baseball, Sunny Day Real Estate, Joan Jett, The Anniversary, Waxahatchee, M. Ward, The Get Up Kids, The Menzingers, Maritime, Alkaline Trio, The Clash.
The six things I could never do without
Friends.
My Mother.
Books.
Coffee.
Blankets.
Unnumbered lists.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Physics. Space.
What my life would be like if pursued my childhood dream of being Billie Joe Armstrong.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually out in the city. or playing skeeball. in the city.
Or just laying around my house. Which is in the city.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I taught myself the Cup Song from Pitch Perfect.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can teach me something new.
Or want to walk around the city.
You have resting bitch face.
You are 100% my enemy.

Or, you, like, want to. I don't know.