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Mikew2

21 / M / straight / Single

Grand Rapids, Michigan

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 9" (1.75m).
Body Type
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New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Income
Kids
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English

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I am Sarcastic, Sensitive, and Sensible.

My Self-Summary

I like to discuss and stay informed on current world issues. I listen to music so much that I won't leave a room until the song is done. I spend too much time online.

What I’m doing with my life

I took two years of Community Collage at Muskegon CC. I live in grand rapids now and I work at the Apple Computer Store in the Woodland Mall. I've been there over a year and am renting a house with two of my good friends.

I havn't decided what to take when I go back to school. Something in the social sciences probably. I'd rather not be a teacher, though I know I would make a good one. When I am older I want to start my own non-profit foundation. However, I won't rule out the possibility of being a director of one which is already prominant or up-and-coming.

I want to pursue a career that will benefit humanity. Something that will let me understand religious tensions in the world better and promote secular grassroots atheism in america. I would eventually like to write a book someday. though I have never been an all star writer.

Michigan is fun but I would love to move somewhere more liberal. Washington and California look nice, but then again so does the UK, Denmark, Sweden, and Australia.

I have a pet garter snake. His name is Pfrgl Clfrks (Puh-far-gl Cla-far-kis) It dosn't have any vowels because I never say his name anyway unless someone asks. 'Pfrgl' came from Homestarrunner.com and 'clfrks' came from my awesomely funny friend.

I’m really good at

The first things people usually notice about me

I am always smiling and women have always told me I have 'beautiful' eyes.

I played soccer most my life, so I try to stay in shape by biking and running. Since I live in Grand Rapids I don't get to see the beach as often as when I lived in Muskegon so i've turned into a whitey michigander, but I tan well if I ever get a chance to get out in the sun regularly, if anyone cares, because I don't. The way I see it, a girl doesn't need a tan to look beautiful.

I'm really blunt when I talk to people. I tell things like they are and how I see them, I don't hold back except when i'm at work selling thousand-dollar computers to impatient people who don't give a flying fuck what I have to say. I'd like to give a word to those people the most!

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Here's my top 20 from Last.fm in order.
www.last.fm/user/paradoxin

Gorillaz
KoЯn
Nine Inch Nails
Enya
System of a Down
Gogol Bordello
Radiohead
Chumbawamba
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Bob Marley & The Wailers
The Beatles
Björk
The Zydepunks
Foo Fighters
Alanis Morissette
Modest Mouse
The White Stripes
The Good, The Bad & The Queen
TV on the Radio
Coldplay

I'm just going to copy/paste this from facebook:

Favorite Music:
Celtic - Enya (New Age)
Italian - Eiffel 65 (Techno)
African - Tony Allen (World)
Irish - Flogging Molly (Punk)
British - Ladytron (Electronic)
Scottish - Julie Fowlis (Gaelic)
Russian - t.A.T.u. (Pop/Dance)
French - Indochine (New Wave)
Icelandic - Björk (Experimental)
Jamaican - Bob Marley (Reggae)
Norwegian - Ugress (Trip-Hop)
German - Rammstein (Industrial)
Swedish - The Hives (Garage Rock)
Belarusian - Beer for Two (Cabaret)
American - Tom Petty (Classic Rock)
Romanian - Taraf de Haïdouks (Folk)
Mexican - Rodrigo y Gabriela (Acoustic)
Finnish - Apocalyptica (Symphonic Metal)
Canadian - Alanis Morissette (Alternative)
Australian - Architecture in Helsinki (Indie)
Multi-ethnic - Gogol Bordello (Gypsy Punk)
Multi-cultural - The Zydepunks (Cajun Zydeco)

Favorite Movies:
-Trinity and Beyond: The Atomic Bomb Movie
-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
-The God Who Wasn't There
-Aqua Teen Hunger Force
-Root of all Evil?
--Pt 1: The God Delusion
--Pt 2: The Virus of Faith
-Kill Bill (Vol. 1 & Vol. 2)
-Synecdoche, New York
-Howl's Moving Castle
-Requiem for a Dream
-The Science of Sleep
-Crank: High Voltage
-Gangs of New York
-Burn After Reading
-Winged Migration
-Wave Twisters
-City of Ember
-Pulp Fiction
-Waking Life
-MirrorMask
-Religulous
-Fight Club
-Dark City
-Zeitgeist
-The Fall
-Paprika
-Tokyo!
-Baraka
-Crank

Favorite Books:
Holes
America
Harry Potter
Rise of the Ogre
The God Delusion
Atheism Advanced
The Jefferson Bible
Society Without God
The Origin of Species
Letter to a Christian Nation
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The Counter-Creationism Handbook

The six things I could never do without

In this order:

1) A piece of paper
2) A pencil
3) A list of six things I could never do without
4) A match
5) A fire pit
6) A chair

Seriously though, I'd like to change the question to:
'the six most important tangible things in my life'

Ignore the brand name product placement.
I like to be specific.

1) My modes of non-public long-distance transportation which are currently a Yamaha Motorcycle and 2 Door Toyota.

2) My Personal Digital Assistant iPod Touch for organizing and entertaining my life with music and information.

3) My Bed which I am going to now instead of finishing this. 4 and 5 will probably be BS anyway.

4) My vintage 1965 Yamaha 6 piece drum set which frequently takes the brunt of my frustrations and satisfactions.

5) My Saucony Jazz 'running shoes' for which I thank everyday for being the most comfortable Hemp product I own.

6) The last one (since i'm making the rules here) is actually 4 things which fall into one category of keeping me sane. My Zen Meditation Balls, Yoga mat, Music collection, and occasional Marijuana.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Thought, Society, The World, Strange Animals, Religion, Evolution, Natural Science, Social Science, Technology, Current Events, Macintosh Computers, European Countries, Western Civilization, Islam (The religion of 'peace'), My Future, What to name my future Dachshund.

On a typical Friday night I am

My work schedule is hap-hazard. I will read this as "A typical night off where I don't have to work the next morning"

I might download a movie to watch with my roommates, or go out to a bar with my friends from Center For Inquiry.

I currently like to vaporize mary jane sometimes but it is not a necessary part of my life of course, it's harmless and helps me slow down because I am such a fast paced outgoing person.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I will tell anyone anything if they ask.
Information is free, and I have no secrets.

I'm not very close with my immediate family. For what it's worth i've been independent since age 16 and rarely reminisce about my childhood. I am a very happy person though, it doesn't bother me because my parents are divorced and I have very different interests and perspectives on life than both of them.

You should message me if

Well... You should message me if... if you don't need to be told why you should message me. Even if you are shy, just do it.

Also, Don't believe these personality trait awards below. I have no idea how they compile the data, but they make me sound like an asshole. I am compassionate, and I most certainly do not go around being cocky and aggressive 24/7. Though I don't deny it as an occasional trait stemming from emotion.