if you're looking for the perfect man, then keep on moving.
We're all imperfect individuals.

People always ask me why I'm single. If I knew the answer to that, I wouldn't be on an internet dating site.

I'm horrible at first impressions. But my impression of Arnold Swarzenegger is awesome.
I'm honest and trustworthy and a hard worker.
I'm very protective of those I care about.
I'm a better listener than a talker.
I mostly a kid at heart. I only do grown-up things when I must.
I was born in a small town.
Some of the music I like will scare the average girl.
I don't like the smell of coffee or the taste of beer...I know I'm a weirdo.
People seem to think that I look pissed off when I'm actually content.
I don't mind tattoos, but I don't have any.
I'm really good with my hands. I give a mean shoulder/back massage. First one's free.
I need a movie/concert companion.
I want to find that one girl who will make me want to delete this profile.
That one girl that makes it so I never have to be on a dating website ever again.

I am geek, nerd, and gnerd

offending the easily offended.

remembering lyrics from obscure songs or dialogue from movies

I can draw like a mo-fo

I can lift heavy things.

I can solve Rubik's cube type puzzles. 2x2 to 7x7 and up.

the photons that my body does not absorb

music currently on my MP3 player: kmfdm, mdfmk, Combichrist, Iced Earth, Iron Maiden(s), Ministry, Rammstein, Reverend Horton Heat, Cavalera Conspiracy, rob zombie, prong, VNV nation, Bile, Frontline Assembly and Dethklok.

Movies: too many to list: action/adventure, sci-fi, GOOD comedies (not the current 'spoof' series), Anime, and weird stuff.

Books: LOTR trilogy, Douglas Adams books, Peter David works.

family, music, movies, transportation, chocolate milk, plunger. (Bet I lost a couple with that one)

Why women don't realize my awesomeness?
When am I gonna win that damn lottery?

lost and lonesome
Maybe a movie
Roller Derby (sometimes it's on Sat.)

well this is just stupid...

I was scared of gypsies as a child... you know? smell like cabbage, small hands. Oh wait, isn't that 'carnies'?

If you haven't been scared away...boo!
Can't have a woman that scares easily.

If you understand the difference between:
your & you're, to & too, there/their/they're, weather/whether....etc

If you actually have a sense of humor

If you know with Who Rose, Martha and Jack are known to travel.

If you have an attention span longer than a handful of emails/chats. Please don't waste my time.
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NOT if you wear so much perfume that it can be smelled/tasted from a distance over 5 feet. It should be subtle not suffocating.

NOT if you tend to be dishonest or have cheated.

NOT if you enjoy Nickleback and the like

NOT if you are a chain-smoker