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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:44pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on masters program
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I'm... quirky. I have an off-beat sense of humor, a deep appreciation of the disturbing and bizarre, and my mind is a sponge for useless information - I rock at trivia.

I'm a bit of a nerd. I like sci-fi shows, superhero movies, and video games. I'm a bit of a grammar nazi, and I have an over-developed affection for the use of the ellipsis...

I studied theatre and music in college, and education in grad school. I love seeing live theatre, but don't get to see it as often as I would like.

It takes me far longer to cook a meal than the recipe indicates.

Though I love dogs and tolerate cats, I'm allergic to dander. My only pet is hypo-allergenic.

INFP... though that may vary depending on my mood...
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm taking a break from working as a licensed theatre teacher to try a job that will actually pay the bills. I'm also slowly making my way through graduate school.

I'm currently working on returning to several unfinished but much-loved writing projects from yesteryear. I love writing. I also love to travel, but don't get the opportunity nearly as often as I'd like.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1) Remembering useless facts
2) Injecting humor into a tense situation
3) Quoting movies/shows/song lyrics
4) Listening
5) Telling stories
6) Getting songs stuck in other people's heads (I actually describe this as my superpower.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I start off pretty quiet, boil over into really goofy, and eventually calm down to a comfortable chatty simmer. Then again, maybe they just notice the shaved head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: George R.R. Martin, Stephen Brust, Sharon Shinn, Mary Renault, W. H. Auden, Jim Butcher

Movies: Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Finding Forrester, High Fidelity, Lost in Translation, Stranger than Fiction, The Third Man, The Way Way Back, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

Shows: Carnivale, Firefly, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Stargate Universe, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, The West Wing

Music (a little bit of everything, but notables include): Otis Redding, Black Eyed Peas, Nat King Cole Trio, Fink, Tool, Failure

Food: Thai, Mexican, and Italian.

Favorite words: Alacrity, Autumnal, Ensorcelled, Lexicon, Sagacious, Tintinnabulation, Vernal
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family and pet
Laughter, and reasons for it
Good books
Temperature Control (rather be cold than hot)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Song lyrics. My head is like a giant Juke Box stuck on random... but sometimes a single song gets stuck playing in a loop for days at a time!

Why most of my favorite shows last two seasons or less.

How to squeeze more hours into a day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Could be any one of several things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Some of my co-workers have taken to calling me "Pirate Mike" - there's a whole story there.
You should message me if
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You need an incredibly talented partner for a game of Cranium or Trivial Pursuit, your appreciation of the bizarre rivals my own, or if you'd be interested in meeting, or you have any additional questions about me.

Any one of these is a good enough reason... you don't need all of them.