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39 Arlington, VA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 28–34
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Apr 19, 2012
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
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My self-summary
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Just a little feedback I've received from women in the past:

"...Smart AND funny ..."
" are a backrub-giving genius..."
"....I think we should see other people."

So I guess I’d say I’m a creative type in search of a lady creative type. For the last couple years I’ve been doing short-form comedy improv, and it’s usually incredibly fun. I’ve been known to enjoy making drawings and dabble in cartooning and writing. I love bumbling around town checking out the museums and live music (but frown at cover bands. What’s the point of that?)

I'm a big fan of the outdoors. I love sailing, snowboarding, scuba, throwing the frisbee, kayaking, camping and hiking. And yet I work indoors.

Trivia- be it in board game, pub, or You Don't Know Jack format- is wonderful; as are Pictionary, Telestrations, Scattergories, Taboo, Guesstures. mmmmChild, I love that stuff.

I love comedy and my favorite people are the people who laugh at the same stuff I do, and the people who can make me laugh. Banter is important. If you like Wes Anderson movies, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, the Office, and remember Dr. Katz-Professional Therapist fondly you score big extra points with me.

Deal breakers: Chinese character tattoos, an appreciation for the music of Korn or Linkin Park, Baltimore accents.
What I’m doing with my life
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I guess I would say that I'm focused on making sure my life has lots of great experiences, interesting and creative people, laughs, travel, and wine.

I'm not lazy, but I definitely think that work is a means to the end of providing myself with the money to achieve my goal of living a full life. And a life cannot be full when you're working 55 hours a week. So I'm pretty happy with the fact that I work 9 to 5. Life is too short to be a Blackberry slave.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My classically handsome ass, or my eyes. Depends on which side of me you're on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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*spicy food in general
*Chex Mix
*Ray's Hellburger

*The Drums
*Magnetic Fields
*Camera Obscura
*the Clash
*Psychedelic Furs

*Adam Carolla

*the Office
*the 30 Rock
*Breaking Bad
*Dr. Katz
*Larry Sanders Show
*Arrested Development

*Eat, Pray, Love
*Boys on the Side
*Just kidding; here are actual good movies:
*Wes Anderson flicks
*Noah Baumbach flicks
*Judd Apatow flicks
*David Lynch films

*Cormac McCarthy
*Robert E. Howard
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
old, trusty inside jokes with friends
dinner that includes meat
sunny days
good tunes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Now that I've done all the things I was supposed to do, like get an education and a job and a mortgage... I'm trying to figure out how I can get out. Like get someone to rent my place so I can get out of all this cubicle life and go live on the beach and solve mysteries all day. Or something.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
..either out with friends or performing some improvs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I may have um ... watched the Pauly Shore movie "Son in Law". Twice.

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