All men are dogs. But there are many breeds of dogs. Here are mine complete with the location that brings out that side of me. You get to match which one goes with which:

A.) Playful Puppy
B.) Cuddly Lapdog
C.) Ravenous Wolf

1.) Couch
2.) Bed
3.) Park
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While you mull that over, I'll continue. I was married once. I would like to be married again . . . someday. I like kids. I would like to have kids . . . someday. I just can't decide on what side to have with them. (That was a joke. I don't actually want to eat kids, though some of them are really pudgy and cute.)

I still want to travel to the rest of the world I haven't seen yet, but it's more fun with someone you like. If you'd rather share an experience than live it alone, then I might be just the right canine for you. I'm housebroken . . . mostly. (There may be the occasional territorial dribble.)

I draw a little webcomic as a hobby that I'm working on turning in a series of short animations. Wanna help? I need someone with a good voice, or a bad one.

I'm an introvert, which means I like people, but then I want them to go away so I can recharge. Social situations drain me, but it's no fun just being alone all the time. And being an introvert, I tend to make a few very close friends rather than a large gaggle of them. (gaggle?) Should you decide to adopt me, you should know, I have all my shots and though I'm skittish at first, I'm extremely loyal once you've given my ears a scratch a few times. (Also, I'm not adverse to a good belly rub every now and then.)

I'm friendly, easy going, dread new things, but like them once I'm in the thick of them. I'm cautious of strangers, but I warm up quickly. I don't bark all night. I don't bite . . . well, in one situation I do, but that's a special circumstance. My nose is never cold, just my feet (and only in bed, so if the backs of your knees are especially warm, then we may have something).

I chew with my mouth closed, though I do tend to gobble. My meal will be gone before yours, but I can still enjoy all that you have to say. Let's pretend I eat fast so I can enjoy our conversation after dinner (well, after for me and during for you).

I like long runs / walks in the park. I prefer to be off the leash. Don't worry, I won't run off too far. Did I mention I'm housebroken? It's true. I haven't broken anyone's house yet!

I am creativo, funny-ish-o, and passionatorious.

I'm drawing a little comic, writing stories, learning how to animate, drinking wine, enjoying the company of people I like, making my nephews laugh (i.e. fart jokes), and having long conversations with interesting new friends, and short conversation with not so interesting ones.

Writing, being funny, listening, thinking, and generally being creative.

My eyes probably or my smile. I've been told I have a nice chest, and my Dad's butt, which somehow seems wrong, but who am I to judge?

Books: Philip K. Dick, Robert Heinlein, Barbara Hambly, John Varley, Edgar Allen Poe, Rumi, Frank Miller, Allen Moore

Movies: Alien, Like Water for Chocolate, Run Lola Run, Hellboy, 300, Sin City, Amelie, The Secretary, Bladerunner, Sean of the Dead, ZombieLand, 28 Days Later (pretend I listed a bunch more zombie movies), The Matrix

TV: Rome, Deadwood, Parks and Recreations, Black Books, The Wire, Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Venture Bros., Ugly Americans, Archer Steele, The Guild,

Music: Classical, rock--classic, heavy metal, grunge, etc., a little of the old country, the occasional rap, the occasional punk. I'll listen to just about anything. (i.e Led Zeppelin, Journey, Bravery, BB King, The Weepies, Metric, Soundgarden, Tenacious D, etc.)

Food: Italian, Mexican, Chinese, German....Have I named enough countries? (I have a weakness for Cheesecake, Tiramisu, The Holy Cajun Trio (Gumbo, Etoufee, Jamabalaya), BBQ, really good pizza, etc.)

My espresso machine; Half-Price Bookstores; My computer; My mp3 player; my passport (the document, not the car).

Sex . . . no, just kidding, well, I'm a guy, so I'm not kidding, but besides sex there is travel, history, science, people, work (unfortunately), physics, what's wrong with me, what's right with you, laughter, and sex (not necessarily in that order).

Working till the wee hours in the morning, but planning a nice weekend, either doing what I love, writing, or spending the day with someone special . . . short bus style.

My underwear has penguins on them.

Message me if you're nice, loyal, sweet, like to laugh, like to cuddle, like nips on your neck and toes, like to stay reasonably fit, like someone flirting with you, and like to watch a Sunset or Sunrise. Bonus points for Dog Whisperers!!