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35 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 15
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Other, but not too serious about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Living off the beaten path. I'm pretty fun and I'm kind. I work a lot because I'm cursed with a good work ethic. I think that old people are adorable and so are fuzzy burrowing creatures. Except moles. Moles are gross.

I'm always looking for an excuse to skip town for a day or two. I'm not a fitness geek or a beach dweller even though I love the ocean. Not into clubs but highly enjoy restaurants and bars. You're everyday self matters the most.

I'm simply looking for someone to spend the best part of my day with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Putting out fires, catching up with real life, petting strange dogs, feeding ducks, gardening and doing the best I've ever done at keeping plants, drinking with friends, looking at the sky and making delicious things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Conversations, cooking, baking, my job, being thoughtful, finding Interesting things to watch on youtube, being good company, guessing where the moon will be, driving, writing, long distance walking, typos, drawing funny pictures of food. Milking any spare second of my life that I possibly can before I fall asleep. Not falling asleep.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My glasses and my beard. Sometimes, my hat if I'm wearing one. The giant goiter on the side of my face. Not really
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Musically, I like old stuff, old-timey stuff, not so old stuff, new stuff, crazy shit, mellow stuff, Michael Jackson and Best Coast. Boiler room sessions. Also, I discovered the best station on Pandora by typing in Beryl Booker and now I'm obsessed.

The Wind Up Bird Chronicle
100 Years of Solitude
Ask the Dust

I'm a bigger geek than I let on.

There's hardly enough room for food and tv shows so I'll just say: George Costanza is one of the best tv characters of all time. The Hound from Game of Thrones is the most punk rock person on tv.

Sushi, ice cream and coconut-y things. Really good bread and cheese. Grapes, cherries, peaches and guavas. Cucumbers with salt and lime. Giant cheeseburgers and thin crust pizza. Be a foodie but don't be a snob.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My wits. My friends. Coffee. Constantly finding depth in the ordinary. I could do without a lot of things. The world before the internet was still pretty neat.

Asian food and/or ingredients.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Holy shit, did I wear my lucky socks today? How come they're not working?!

How To spend my free time. Life, joy, love, loss, food, people, potential, history, sex, nature, science, art, stupid puns, Katamari, serendipity, songs I like, people I like, alternate realities, memes that I can't help but laugh at, cosmic things and the universe in general.

How ancient Egyptians invented emojis and created their written language around it. They were crazy good texters.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Likely working and then finding something to do afterwords. You just have to make the best of your time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I played Rebecca Black's Friday as a joke so many times that I started to like it and now still listen to it on purpose sometimes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have all of your teeth, you're comfortable in your own skin and if you don't mind cats.

All these preconditions we have about finding our ideal partner are silly. People have been meeting other people since we'd left the caves. We're all amazing. We've all got red flags. We're all real people.