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Milkymilkfish

26 F Ames, IA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 27
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Subphylum: Vertebrata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Primata
Familiy: Hominidae
Genus: Homo
Species: Homo sapiens sapiens
(abridged, of course.)

Of primarily caucasian descent. Resides primarily in North America. Has a tendency towards eating wild fruits and vegetable matter, but prefers processed cereal byproducts. Engages frequently in reading ecological/evolutionary/genomic texts and literature, picking up odd things off of the ground and bushes [and so on] and staring at them intensely, prepping genetic stuffs in all manner of strange and interesting ways, digging in the mud for turtles eggs, bare-handing unwieldy hymenoptera and wading hip deep in bog sludge and through fields of biting flies.

Interacts decently with select other members of same species as well as native arthropods, fish, amphibians and certain cats. Has a habit of misplacing center of gravity. Is known to exclaim inanities along the lines of "Well, I guess we need more chloroform, then.", "Newts?! In MY tadpole trap?!!", "I used TWICE the proteinase it asked for; how the hell is there still protein there?! Why does DNA hate me so much??!!" and the like. Also: finds it particularly annoying that all the names of the most basic of phyletic levels for a human is primarily considered "misspelled", according to OkCupid.

Particular specimen is mother of one progeny, whom is named after a species of hawkbill turtle. She is very fond of the progeny and plans to engorge its brain with information and raise it to rule the world in one way or another.
What I’m doing with my life
Incurring enough UV exposure to strike fear into the hearts of microbiota everywhere. Giving affectionate pet names to wasps. Riding an old bike of too many hills and listening to its complaints. Developing an immunity to implausibility. Working on the Rosetta Stone for "Drunkanian" as an aid for noob bartenders everywhere. Reading what could be construed as "enough lit to choke a grad student". Working enough hours to make one fall asleep standing up. Observing the world to explain to myself as well as the progeny. Being entirely too amused by small aspects of life, including especially well-adapted insects, creepily efficient parasites, particularly sweet clover heads and exorbitantly fat kittens among them.
I’m really good at
Finding small things.
Finding small things entirely too amusing.

Saying silly things.
Saying silly things I didn't know were silly.

Thinking really hard and possibly too hard.
The first things people usually notice about me
Most of the time it varies. Generally, the awkward humor and bizarre vectors of amusement. Meaning I'm mortifyingly easy to amuse.

Also: a blatant disregard for the egos of others compounded by the tendency to unabashedly query into people's meanings and reasonings behind them, all performed conjointly though an act of sheer innocence. Meaning I'm horrifically, yet unwittingly, rude to most.

Also: a demure, docile nature that quickly transforms into brazen oddity (including proffering compliments involving the receiver's resemblance to a cat or thoughts about how one perceives tastes and some of the weird places folks have taste receptors [naturally]).

Or: the goddamn hoop earrings.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A) Everything Neal Stephenson has ever written, most everything written by Paolo Bacigalupi, the (obligatory) Hitchhiker's series, The Selfish Gene and The Extended Phenotype, Margaret Atwood's collected works, Dune, the Earth Children series (up to book three), Tales of a Shaman's Apprentice, Parasite Rex and the wide variety of textbooks and manuals in my possession; others are included as necessary, particularly if they're proper science fiction (no, Star Wars doesn't count).

B)A Boy and his Dog, Wall-E, Roman Holiday, Finding Nemo, O Brother Where Art Thou?, the Meaning of Life, M*A*S*H, Shaun of the Dead, Tucker and Dale vs Evil, Repomen and all of Adventure Time.

C) Death in Vegas, the Streets, Queen, Carolina Chocolate Drops, Hank William, Joe Williams, Beck, Harry Bellafonte, The Jurassic Trio, Kid Cudi, Old Crow Medicine Show, Lily Allen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Incubus, Atmosphere, Thomas Dolby, proper folk, sea shanties, big band swing ala 40's (Glenn Miller, Eddie Condon, Bob Crosby and Martha Tilton in particular), and lots and lots of Dixie. Seriously: So. Much. Dixie.

D) Various fish, seitan, veggie dogs, muffin breads, raspberries, Annie's Cinnamon Bunnies (specifically) and wild food stuffs.
The six things I could never do without
1)Pikaia
2)Nucleic acids and their derivatives
3)a variety of organic and inorganic goo, exogenous and not
4)Internal organs, systems and processes
5)Nonchalance
6)Most importantly, the progeny.
On a typical Friday night I am
Somewhere, no doubt.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Occasionally, I really want to wear frilly can-can skirts.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 27–47
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
...you feel persuaded to do so? Though it would be preferred if some hardy intellectual conversation were offered in payment for a response. Addendum: conversation must be one of stimulating nature or of good humor.

Note: if you have a social life as barren as mine, don't be shy; I'll probably find it chuckle-worthy too.