Species: Homo sapiens sapiens
(abridged, of course.)
Of primarily caucasian descent. Resides primarily in North America. Has a tendency towards eating wild fruits and vegetable matter, but prefers processed cereal byproducts. Engages frequently in reading ecological/evolutionary/genomic texts and literature, picking up odd things off of the ground and bushes [and so on] and staring at them intensely, prepping genetic stuffs in all manner of strange and interesting ways, digging in the mud for turtles eggs, bare-handing unwieldy hymenoptera and wading hip deep in bog sludge and through fields of biting flies.
Interacts decently with select other members of same species as well as native arthropods, fish, amphibians and certain cats. Has a habit of misplacing center of gravity. Is known to exclaim inanities along the lines of "Well, I guess we need more chloroform, then.", "Newts?! In MY tadpole trap?!!", "I used TWICE the proteinase it asked for; how the hell is there still protein there?! Why does DNA hate me so much??!!" and the like. Also: finds it particularly annoying that all the names of the most basic of phyletic levels for a human is primarily considered "misspelled", according to OkCupid.