Phew, you have at least a shred of faith left in my gender despite an inbox flooded with creepy emails. Stay strong...we don't all suck.

Grew up on the Jersey shore (yeahhh), went to Penn State (also now embarrassing), and moved to Manhattan 7 quick years ago. An odd mix of luck and tragedy has somehow made me a co-owner of a chain of math learning centers. My interests are...varied. Good thing I live in a city where I can be on a gameshow in the morning, try out for Blue Man Group in the afternoon, and play ice hockey at night.

What I want in a woman...quasi-athletic goofball sounds about right...let's throw "sane" in there for good measure. As in don't try to convince me heroin is misunderstood on the first date then offer to take me to your drug dealer...or worse...to a wedding. Appreciate my not-so-inner nerd, be self-aware, and please don't enjoy 2.5 Men.

Being your own boss rules. So do kids. I was unaware of this before my sister got me aboard the educational family biz but it's been great ever since.

skiing, tennis, scaring my nephew, scubadiving, making people laugh, eating.

are my abnormally large calves.

Arrested Development, Louie, Wilfred, 30 Rock, Breaking friggin Bad, Seinfeld, Curb, original Office, Extras, Flight of the Conchords, Tim and Eric, Dexter, Lost, Intervention, Man vs Food, American Pickers, Shark Tank, Oddities

Tarantino, Terry Gilliam, Coen Brothers, P.T. Anderson, Wes Anderson, Christopher Guest, Park Chan-wook...not really going out on a limb here but quality is quality.

Hunter S. Thompson, Harry Potter (hush), Dan Brown (ok I deserve mockery for reading him), Stephen King (Dark Tower), various standup comedians' books, Andre Agassi's autobio, poker books

Everything but seafood, Indian food is amazing.

The Strokes, White Stripes, Interpol, Phoenix, Incubus, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Tool, STP, Audioslave, Red Hot Chili Peppers and many others I'm forgetting plus annoyingly catchy rap

condiments/peanut butter
HBO/VICE documentaries
Walter White
Comedy Cellar
British heist gone wrong movies
Mega Man II soundtrack

how Jurassic Park's special effects are better than anything that's been made since and why the lead from Girls keeps writing so many nude scenes for herself and why I keep watching...

never in the meatpacking district.

is the fact that I like ska...and I used to rollerblade in central park and it wasn't 1997....and I was once a boy scout, for a while...and I took a "Juggling for Wellness" class in college...and I once read Spiderman II.

you like game show champions.