Phew, you have at least a shred of faith left in my gender despite an inbox flooded with creepy emails. Stay strong...
From NJ, went to Penn State, moved to Manhattan. Turns out I'm great with kids, which was handy when I blindly got aboard the family educational business. Between my niece, nephew, and students, kids have taken over my life and have probably had a serious effect on my sense of humor (pun disclaimer given). I love what I do though and it led me to volunteering with Make a Wish, which I apparently now use as shamelessly plugging what a good guy I am on dating profiles, haha. A few of my passions are standup comedy, tennis, and scuba diving.
What I want in a woman...quasi-athletic goofball sounds about right...let's throw "sane" in there for good measure. As in don't try to convince me heroin is misunderstood on the first date then offer to take me to your drug dealer...or worse...to a wedding. Appreciate my not-so-inner nerd, be self-aware, and please don't enjoy 2.5 Men.
What I’m doing with my life
Turns out I'm great with kids, which was handy when I blindly got
aboard the family educational biz. Between my niece, nephew, and
students, kids have taken over my life and have probably had
serious effects on my sense of humor, haha. I love what I do though
and all the recent kid experience has led to me volunteering with
I’m really good at
skiing, tennis, scaring my niece/nephew, scuba diving, puns,
The first things people usually notice about me
are my abnormally large calves. True story...after an airport body scan, TSA suspiciously patted down my legs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Louie, True Detective, Portlandia, Deadwood, Wilfred, Seinfeld, Curb, original Office, Extras, Flight of the Conchords, Tim and Eric, Dexter, Lost, American Pickers, Shark Tank
Spike Jonze, Tarantino, Terry Gilliam, Coen Brothers, P.T. Anderson, Wes Anderson, Christopher Guest, Park Chan-wook...not really going out on a limb here but quality is quality.
The six things I could never do without
Neil deGrasse Tyson
British heist gone wrong movies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how Jurassic Park's special effects are better than anything that's
been made since, why the lead from Girls keeps writing so many nude
scenes for herself.
On a typical Friday night I am
never in the meatpacking district.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is the fact that I like ska...and I used to rollerblade in central
park and it wasn't 1997....and I was once a boy scout, for a
while...and I took a "Juggling for Wellness" class in college...and
I once read Spiderman II.
You should message me if
you like game show champions.