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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-30
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 6:19am
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Might want kids
My self-summary
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Phew, you have at least a shred of faith left in my gender despite an inbox most likely flooded with creepy emails. Stay strong...we don't all suck.

Grew up on the Jersey shore (yeahhh), went to Penn State, and moved to Manhattan 9 quick years ago.

What I want in a woman...quasi-athletic nerdy goofball sounds about right...let's throw "sane" in there for good measure. As in don't try to convince me heroin is misunderstood on the first date then offer to take me to your drug dealer...or a wedding. Appreciate my not-so-inner nerd, be self-aware, and please don't enjoy 2.5 Men.
What I’m doing with my life
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Turns out I'm great with kids, which was handy when I blindly got aboard the family educational biz. Between my niece, nephew, and students, kids have taken over my life and have probably had serious effects on my sense of humor, haha. I love what I do though and all the recent kid experience has led to me volunteering with Make-A-Wish.
I’m really good at
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skiing, tennis, scaring my niece/nephew, scuba diving, puns, eating.
The first things people usually notice about me
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are my abnormally large calves. True story...after an airport body scan, TSA suspiciously patted down my legs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Louie, True Detective, Portlandia, Deadwood, Wilfred, Seinfeld, Curb, original Office, Extras, Flight of the Conchords, Tim and Eric, Dexter, Lost, American Pickers, Shark Tank

Spike Jonze, Tarantino, Terry Gilliam, Coen Brothers, P.T. Anderson, Wes Anderson, Christopher Guest, Park Chan-wook...not really going out on a limb here but quality is quality.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
condiments/peanut butter
HBO/Vice documentaries
Neil deGrasse Tyson
British heist gone wrong movies
Comedy Cellar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how Jurassic Park's special effects are better than anything that's been made since, why the lead from Girls keeps writing so many nude scenes for herself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
never in the meatpacking district.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is the fact that I like ska...and I used to rollerblade in central park and it wasn't 1997....and I was once a boy scout, for a while...and I took a "Juggling for Wellness" class in college...and I once read Spiderman II.
You should message me if
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you like game show champions.