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29 M New York, NY

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
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Likes dogs

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My self-summary
Phew, you have at least a shred of faith left in my gender despite an inbox flooded with creepy emails. Stay strong...we don't all suck.

Grew up on the Jersey shore (yeahhh), went to Penn State, and moved to Manhattan 8 quick years ago. A few of my passions are standup comedy, tennis, and scuba diving.

What I want in a woman...quasi-athletic nerdy goofball sounds about right...let's throw "sane" in there for good measure. As in don't try to convince me heroin is misunderstood on the first date then offer to take me to your drug dealer...or a wedding. Appreciate my not-so-inner nerd, be self-aware, and please don't enjoy 2.5 Men.
What I’m doing with my life
Turns out I'm great with kids, which was handy when I blindly got aboard the family educational biz. Between my niece, nephew, and students, kids have taken over my life and have probably had serious effects on my sense of humor, haha. I love what I do though and I'll be volunteering with Make a Wish in August which I'm sure will be a great experience.
I’m really good at
skiing, tennis, scaring my nephew, scuba diving, making people laugh, eating.
The first things people usually notice about me
are my abnormally large calves. At a recent physical, the doctor asked why they were swollen.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Louie, True Detective, Portlandia, Deadwood, Wilfred, Seinfeld, Curb, original Office, Extras, Flight of the Conchords, Tim and Eric, Dexter, Lost, American Pickers, Shark Tank

Tarantino, Terry Gilliam, Coen Brothers, P.T. Anderson, Wes Anderson, Christopher Guest, Park Chan-wook...not really going out on a limb here but quality is quality.

Hunter S. Thompson, Stephen King, various standup comedians' books, random bios/autobios, Harry Potter (hush)

Everything but seafood, Indian food is amazing. Edit: I'm slowly warming up to seafood one California roll at a time.

The Strokes, White Stripes, Interpol, Phoenix, Incubus, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Tool, STP, Audioslave, Red Hot Chili Peppers and many others I'm forgetting plus annoyingly catchy rap
The six things I could never do without
condiments/peanut butter
HBO/Vice documentaries
Bill Nye
Redzone channel
British heist gone wrong movies
Comedy Cellar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how Jurassic Park's special effects are better than anything that's been made since and why the lead from Girls keeps writing so many nude scenes for herself and why I keep watching...
On a typical Friday night I am
never in the meatpacking district.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is the fact that I like ska...and I used to rollerblade in central park and it wasn't 1997....and I was once a boy scout, for a while...and I took a "Juggling for Wellness" class in college...and I once read Spiderman II.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you like game show champions.