Grew up on the Jersey shore (yeahhh), went to Penn State, and moved to Manhattan 8 quick years ago. A few of my passions are standup comedy, tennis, and scuba diving.
What I want in a woman...quasi-athletic nerdy goofball sounds about right...let's throw "sane" in there for good measure. As in don't try to convince me heroin is misunderstood on the first date then offer to take me to your drug dealer...or worse...to a wedding. Appreciate my not-so-inner nerd, be self-aware, and please don't enjoy 2.5 Men.