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MillionthMike

31 M Saint Louis, MO

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I should probably write something about going on grand adventures and spending all my waking hours mountain biking but honestly, I think just watching a movie and eating some Chinese food sounds fucking amazing.

More fun facts:
I drive a Ford Taurus.
I'm not a car person (see above).
I've decided to make 2014 the year I branch out and try more varieties of cheese.
I'm actually more like 6 foot 1.5 inches tall and didn't round up because I'm just that genuine.
I'm pretty good on the guitar, and can play a half-assed version of Chopsticks on the piano.
I've never been to Albania.
I can make pancakes that are almost round-shaped.
I'm 0/8th Cherokee.
I don't own a boat, I should really get a boat.
What I’m doing with my life
Graphic designer; hoping to get a career in video production in the near future. On the side I make dumb short films for fun. I'm in the process of editing a baseball themed one (see picture) and writing another about a time-travelling hobo.
I’m really good at
a bunch of stuff, but ideally I'd rather just be incredible at one particular thing. Then I'd start a business, watch it grow into a megalomaniacal empire, and then construct a huge robotic T-Rex and pillage towns and villages. But I'm getting ahead of myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Wow, look at that completely normal-looking person."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies:
Unforgiven, Goodfellas, Fargo, Pulp Fiction, No Country For Old Men, Back To The Future, The Thing, Office Space, Blazing Saddles, Spinal Tap, Evil Dead 2

Shows:
Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, True Detective, House of Cards, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, classic Simpsons

Books:
Mostly non-fiction stuff related to my interests, but I'm enjoying the GoT books too.

Music:
I'm a sucker for big loud catchy guitar riffs. Also movie soundtracks, classical, and anything that could genuinely be described as epic or well crafted. Also super hip bands you've never heard of.
The six things I could never do without
My 2012 Apocalypse (Yes It Could Still Happen) Survival Kit contains a flashlight, spare shoelaces, package of mini-marshmallows, Febreze, band-aids, and Hello Kitty umbrella.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Just once I'd like to look out the window and see something like a bunch of clowns having a pie fight or a rhino stampede...but it's usually just a bunch of stupid trees.
On a typical Friday night I am
taking Duke, my white stallion, for a majestic ride through misty meadows and feeling the breeze caress my heaving bosom.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
A girl messaging a guy on one of these sites? Never happened.