Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Some fun facts:
• I can name about 36 state capitals
• 2015 will be the year I branch out and try more varieties of
• I'm actually more like 6 foot 1.5 inches tall and didn't round up
because I'm a humble son of a bitch.
• I'm pretty good on the guitar, and can play a poor rendition of
Chopsticks on the piano.
• I've never been to Albania.
• I have a soft spot for animals and midgets in animal costumes.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have an 8-5 graphic design job. On the side I make dumb short
films for fun. I recently finished a baseball-themed one (see
picture) and am writing another about a time-travelling hobo.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
lots of things, but I'd rather just be incredible at one. Then I'd
start a business, watch it grow into a megalomaniacal empire, and
build a huge robotic T-Rex and pillage towns and villages across
the land. But I'm getting ahead of myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
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All the shiny bling I wear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Unforgiven, Goodfellas, Fargo, Pulp Fiction, No Country For Old
Men, Back To The Future, The Thing, Office Space, Blazing Saddles,
Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, True
Detective, House of Cards, 30 Rock, The Office, Always Sunny in
Philadelphia, classic Simpsons
Mostly non-fiction stuff related to my interests, but I'm enjoying
the GoT books too.
I'm a sucker for big loud catchy guitar riffs. Also movie
soundtracks, classical, and anything that could genuinely be
described as epic or well crafted. Also super hip bands you've
never heard of.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My 2012 Apocalypse (Yes It Could Still Happen) Survival Kit
contains a flashlight, spare shoelaces, package of
mini-marshmallows, Febreze, band-aids, and Hello Kitty umbrella.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Just once I'd like to look out the window and see a bunch of clowns
having a pie-fight or a rhino stampede...but it's usually just a
bunch of stupid trees.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
taking Duke, my white stallion, for a majestic ride through misty
meadows and feeling the breeze caress my heaving bosom.
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