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31 M Saint Louis, MO

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  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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Some fun facts:
• I can name about 36 state capitals
• 2014 is the year I branch out and try more varieties of cheese.
• I'm actually more like 6 foot 1.5 inches tall and didn't round up because I'm a humble son of a bitch.
• I'm pretty good on the guitar, and can play a poor rendition of Chopsticks on the piano.
• I've never been to Albania.
• I have a soft spot for animals and midgets in animal costumes.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have an 8-5 graphic design job. On the side I make dumb short films for fun. I just finished a baseball-themed one (see picture) and writing another about a time-travelling hobo.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
lots of things, but I'd rather just be incredible at one. Then I'd start a business, watch it grow into a megalomaniacal empire, and build a huge robotic T-Rex and pillage towns and villages across the land. But I'm getting ahead of myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
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All the shiny bling I wear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Unforgiven, Goodfellas, Fargo, Pulp Fiction, No Country For Old Men, Back To The Future, The Thing, Office Space, Blazing Saddles, Spinal Tap

Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, True Detective, House of Cards, 30 Rock, The Office, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, classic Simpsons

Mostly non-fiction stuff related to my interests, but I'm enjoying the GoT books too.

I'm a sucker for big loud catchy guitar riffs. Also movie soundtracks, classical, and anything that could genuinely be described as epic or well crafted. Also super hip bands you've never heard of.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My 2012 Apocalypse (Yes It Could Still Happen) Survival Kit contains a flashlight, spare shoelaces, package of mini-marshmallows, Febreze, band-aids, and Hello Kitty umbrella.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Just once I'd like to look out the window and see a bunch of clowns having a pie-fight or a rhino stampede...but it's usually just a bunch of stupid trees.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
taking Duke, my white stallion, for a majestic ride through misty meadows and feeling the breeze caress my heaving bosom.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once touched myself.
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