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MillionthMike

31 M Saint Louis, MO

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Some fun facts:
•I've decided to make 2014 the year I branch out and try more varieties of cheese.
•I'm actually more like 6 foot 1.5 inches tall and didn't round up because I'm a humble son of a bitch.
•I'm pretty good on the guitar, and can sort of almost play Chopsticks on the piano.
•I've never been to Albania.
•I have a soft spot for animals and midgets in animal costumes.
What I’m doing with my life
I have an 8-5 graphic design job. On the side I make dumb short films for fun. I just finished a baseball-themed one (see picture) and writing another about a time-travelling hobo.
I’m really good at
Instead of being good at lots of things I'd rather just be incredible at one. Then I'd start a business, watch it grow into a megalomaniacal empire, and then build a huge robotic T-Rex and pillage towns and villages across the land. But I'm getting ahead of myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
The beard of bees and gold teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies:
Unforgiven, Goodfellas, Fargo, Pulp Fiction, No Country For Old Men, Back To The Future, The Thing, Office Space, Blazing Saddles, Spinal Tap

Shows:
Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, True Detective, House of Cards, 30 Rock, The Office, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, classic Simpsons

Books:
Mostly non-fiction stuff related to my interests, but I'm enjoying the GoT books too.

Music:
I'm a sucker for big loud catchy guitar riffs. Also movie soundtracks, classical, and anything that could genuinely be described as epic or well crafted. Also super hip bands you've never heard of.
The six things I could never do without
My 2012 Apocalypse (Yes It Could Still Happen) Survival Kit contains a flashlight, spare shoelaces, package of mini-marshmallows, Febreze, band-aids, and Hello Kitty umbrella.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Just once I'd like to look out the window and see a bunch of clowns having a pie-fight or a rhino stampede...but it's usually just a bunch of stupid trees.
On a typical Friday night I am
taking Duke, my white stallion, for a majestic ride through misty meadows and feeling the breeze caress my heaving bosom.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
A girl messaging a guy on one of these sites? Never happened.