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Millyeggs

24 F Fergus Falls, MN

My Details

Last Online
Jun 7
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
7′ 11″ (2.41m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly kosher
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Forget about me, let me tell you about my cat!
Just Kidding.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
All my awesome hobbies but mostly average junk.
Chores
Corporate serfdom
Self Indulgence
Lucid dreams
Tummy Aches
Repeat Daily
Don't get me wrong, I'm having a great time. Just feel like a change. I hardcore traveled the US in 2012. Might do rail tour Canada this summer, if I don't finangle something better. But I really don't feel like grad school right now so let's crack some N2O.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dancing, chainsawing, making bad jokes, exploring, conquering, public speaking, traveling, YOLOing, basically anything loud and obnoxious.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Blinding aura. Erratic speech patterns. That girl knows how to accessorize!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read books. I can jam out to some literature for sure. Huge fan of sociological non fiction and short fiction fantasy.

I like to numb my brain with Golden Girls, X-files, Daria, Bobs Burgers, Xavier Renegade Angel

I love to mosh, I love to rave and I love it more if its live n local.
But as for Famous bands try Liturgy Violent Femmes Leftover Crack and their affiliates Devo Velvet Underground Girl Talk This Bike is a Pipe Bomb Connor Oberst New Order The Queers Evergreen Terrace The Talking Heads T.Rex Man Man MSI The Distillers Titus AndronicusCrizzly Godspeed You! Trail of Dead Dirtyphonics A$AP Mob etc! etc! Punk, post rock, noise, EDM, NPR.

I like foods I don't gotta chew too much. Making "chaosarole" aka anything goes hot dish. Limited edition artificialy flavored snack foods.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sunlight
Buddies
Sparkels
Cuddles
Blankets
Kittens
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
SEX! REVOLUTION! CRUSHING CAPITALIST PIGS! WHALES! SOCIAL JUSTICE! CANDY!! SHINY! HEY A KITTY! TWITTER!!!!!! @Crustwich if you really want to know what's in my brain.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"Functioning" highly. Gettin "turnt up". Going "hard in the paint"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a God damn MESS. I am a cynical ass-hole. I haven't showered in days and I don't give a frick. I bite my nails until they are bloody. Most nights I pass out at 8 after huffing gasoline and eating a chile lime shrimp ramen cup. I can't spell good. I live to snapchat so send those dick pics on down to crustwitch *beast*
UPDATE: no longer biting nails.
UPDATE: back to biting nail.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You can help me with my hobbies: railfan, nail art, backpacking, arts n crafts, canoeing, stand up comedy, whales, magik, conspiracy, activism, micology, discorporation, raves, urban exploration, insanity.