My name is Milo. I am an outgoing person with eclectic interests
such as LED and fire hula hooping and playing the ukulele. My
roommate likes to tell me I act and look like Jennifer Lawrence. I
take that as high praise. I like to be socially active, adventure
and explore, and travel. I lived in London for a bit and was lucky
enough to get to backpack by myself around Europe. I really want to
go back and see Turkey and more of Eastern Europe. I'm a bit of a
dork as well (See Ninja Turtles Halloween costume I made for
What I’m doing with my life
I graduated from NYU Tisch with a BFA in Dramatic Writing. I've
been working towards establishing myself as a playwright and tv
writer since graduation. So far I've had one off off Broadway
production that went really well, but most of the time I wonder
what masochistic instinct made me decide to be a writer. I work as
a bartender at a sport's bar in Manhattan, which I really enjoy. I
find chatting with random people at the bar all night very fun,
though sometimes my feet are angry at me for all the standing. I
also street perform and nanny babies on the side when the mood
I’m really good at
Hula hooping, not just on my waist but actual tricks and
performance. I street perform in NYC and believe Karma will one day
come for the people who take 20,000 photos and leave no tip.
The ukulele and singing. I spend too much time playing the muppets
Rainbow Connection. If you don't like that song you don't have a
soul or a childhood.
Cooking amazing ribs.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I have long legs. I live in Brooklyn, shorts weather brings a
lot of obnoxious car honks, but at the same time I find them pretty
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Bel Canto, The Time Traveler's Wife, Norah Efron's essays,
mainly I read plays though. My fav play is Arcadia
Movies: Rocky Horror Picture Show, Labrynth, Vicky Christina
Barcelona, Timer, Weather Girl
Tv: Lost, New Girl, Mindy Project, 2 Broke Girls, Big Bang Theory,
Firefly, Dollhouse, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Archer, Arrested
Music: Random assortment of hippy music to hoop to, rock,
showtunes, and whatever pandora sends my way.
Food: Everything except potatoes. I like fries and potato chips,
but everything else from that hated vegetable is evil.
The six things I could never do without
Nights out with friends
My 10 hula hoops, or at least my few favorites
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What my crazy neighbors are up to. They are stoner dudes who play
the oddest collection of music. One minute they are all belting out
rock songs, and then they are listening to old showtunes. They
On a typical Friday night I am
Out at a dive bar with friends. Or at a friend's place playing
Mario Kart on the nintendo 64. Does anyone not love the nintendo
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I'm nannying, and no one's around but the baby I watch, I
crank up the music on the stereo and dance around the living room.
The baby tends to find it rather entertaining.
You should message me if
You have a firm grasp of the English language, you're a nice
person, and you would never try to talk me into sky diving. There
is no person out there that I'm willing to jump out of a plane for.
I like getting messages that have a little bit of thought rather
than "hey sexy meow". I don't speak cat.