Well, im not a pitch, a product or a pitch for a product... nor am I dead, so a summary seems a little out of place.

" A career? I've thought about this quite a bit sir and I would have to say considering what's waiting out there for me, I don't want to sell anything, buy anything or process anything as a career. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed or buy anything sold or processed or repair anything sold, bought or processed as a career. I dont want to do that. My father's in the army. He wants me to join, but I can't work for that corporation, so what I've been doing lately is kick-boxing, which is a new sport...as far as career longevity, I dont really know. I cant figure it all out tonight, sir, so I'm just gonna hang with your daughter."

Who said it?

drug tests, I always pass. And the cigarette game, everytime I put my money in I win a pack of smokes. I can also climb stairs like a champ.

Who the F*@$^%# knows....

Little Dragon, Skrillex, Bass Nectar, Sphonngle, Theloniuos Monk, the Clash, DEVO! Soul Coughing, Morphine, Beck, Cibbo Matto, Laika, Hooverphonic, Coltraine, Bloc Party, She Wants Revenge, Bauhaus, Buena Vista Social Club , Gorillaz, Felix da Housecat, Lederhosen Lucil, Pixies, TV on The Radio, yeah Yeah yeahs, Janes Addiction, TRICKY!, kid Koala

Movies
Orpheus!!! By Jean Cocteau... the best! CHILDREN OF MEN, (go get it NOW!) Night and the City (Jules Dassin), North By Northwest, Metropolis, Un Chein Andalous, Sin City, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, AI, THX1138, Andromeda Strain, A Touch of Evil, Me and You and Everyone We Know, The canary effect, Amelie, City of Lost Children, Blade Runner, Memento, Trainspotting, Good Night and Good Luck

My daughter, my friends and family. In the end, everything else is rented.

How to get off the grid

Dinner and drinks with friends. Maybe dancing at a club or a movie at a decent theater.

in a public forum? hardly

Anyone who is not threatened by an opposing view point. That you understand the world the way it really is, not the way we are taught to perceive the reality that it could be.

... And people that like to play pool and drink.

Honestly creating a resume for relationships feels a little strange. I believe you dont really know anything about another person until you actually meet them.