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32 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:48am
Middle Eastern, White
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I moved here a decade ago. I travel a lot and have lived in four countries. I'm a musician type. And writer type. But not a typewriter. That would be weird.

Interests include laughing too loudly, backpacking, cheesy martial arts movies, and comparing flavors of feminism to musical genres.

I like outcasts, oddballs and freaks, whether you wear it like armor or keep it hidden until someone thinks to ask.

Loves physics. Dislikes astrology. The beard is new. It's from a mountain. I know it's trendy.

Down for friend hangs or whatevs. I have an SO and it's awesome.

(For phone people, the following are links:)

INTJBookishMonogamishYouTube • IG: @madapple
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Got my MFA in music from CalArts a year ago. I own a label and have won composition awards and don't need a shitty day job at the moment, so I got that going for me which is nice. Let's collaborate on stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A lot of things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Seriously, I'm that American who laughs too loud in restaurants everyone always talks about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I did a book report on the Silmarillion in 7th grade. I read Einstein For Dummies like it was a murder mystery. I am a nerd.

I believe the greatness of a Star Trek film is directly proportional to the quantity of its lens flares. Secretary is one of my favorite comedies, right behind Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

The best TV show in history is Samurai Jack. I only liked three out of five seasons of Breaking Bad. Almost caught up on Adventure Time!

Who would win in a fight: Tom Waits or the RZA?

Remember the Nothing from Neverending Story? I'm like that around food, with slightly more chewing. Also way too much tea.

Heroes: Bill Hicks, GRRM, Squarepusher, Mifune Toshiro, Dan Savage, Pamelia Kurstin, Lead Belly, Nobuo Uematsu, Dave Chappelle, J. S. Bach, Charlie LeDuff, Joss Whedon, Samus, Tina Fey, and whoever invented Go.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
• shenanigans
• mischief
• hijinks
• antics
• tomfoolery
• monkeyshines
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who would win in a fight: Carl Jung or Carl Sagan?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In a dark room covered in cobwebs and glitter making music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Open book, etc. I have one very large tattoo that no one knows about but you. I'm sexually dominant. I was once homeless and slept in my car for five months. As a kid my favorite band was 2unlimited. My list of guilty pleasures includes Lunchables. I'm in the process of playing through every Final Fantasy in chronological order on my Android. I used to sneak into churches to play the organ. I believe clothing in hot tubs is a sin. GGG. AMA.
You should message me if
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You're thoughtful and honest with a head on your shoulders. You're shiny and sparkly and colorful. You're introverted but good with people. You're clever and a bit kinky. You have at least one secret ingredient. You know who Drizzt is. You believe a good conversation is the greatest thing in the world. You have at least one nail painted differently than the rest. If your profile includes the word "sapiosexual." If what bothered you most was the Lunchables.

RIP in peace the "long-distance pen pals" option. Feel free to pretend it's still real. OkCupid is like people-watching with air-conditioning. Come hang out some time, really. My apartment is a good hang and next to a brewery.