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31 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
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Middle Eastern, White
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I travel endlessly and have lived all over the world, but after nearly a decade LA's still got me. I love backpacking, cheesy martial arts movies and discrediting second-wavers. My spirit animal is Carl Jung. Magic. Mystery. Cellar door.

What I’m doing with my life
Surviving on an arts MFA, suck it haters. CalArts music composition and vocal performance. Let's totally collaborate on stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
How loud I laugh. It's ridiculous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I did a book report on the Silmarillion in 7th grade. I believe the greatness of a Star Trek film is directly proportional to the quantity of its lens flares. The best TV show in history is Samurai Jack. I can't decide if Tom Waits is my hero or sworn enemy. In terms of food, remember the Nothing from Neverending Story? It's like that with slightly more chewing.

Heroes: Bill Hicks, GRRM, Squarepusher, Mifune Toshiro, Dan Savage, Pamelia Kurstin, Joss Whedon, Samus, Tina Fey.
The six things I could never do without
• shenanigans
• mischief
• hijinks
• antics
• tomfoolery
• monkeyshines
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How IAC/InterActiveCorp's sleek(TM) new "responsive design" is all about revoking search result and mouseover info in an attempt to force more click-through ad impressions and generate falsely inflated profile views at the expense of real results for its user base.

I met my SO here. Our ratio is 99/0 and it's truly amazing. But it feels like we barely slid home in the last seconds of the last inning of OkCupid's final game of the series. It was a good run. And it used to be so much fun around here. But the site is a mere shadow of what it once was.

Prove me wrong?
On a typical Friday night I am
In a dark room surrounded by cobwebs and glitter making music.

Parties are cool, but intimate house concerts are ice cold. I love discovering new dive bars, the seedier the better. Also karaoke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Open book, etc. I have one very large tattoo that no one knows about but you. I'm sexually dominant. I was once homeless and slept in my car for five months. As a kid my favorite band was 2unlimited. My list of guilty pleasures includes Lunchables. I play way too many old Nintendo games on my Android. I used to sneak into churches to play the organ. I believe clothing in hot tubs is a sin. GGG. AMA.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're thoughtful and honest with a head on your shoulders. You're shiny and sparkly and colorful. You're introverted and a bit kinky. You're clever and well-read. You believe a good conversation is the greatest thing in the world. You have two nails painted a different color than the rest. If what bothered you most was the Lunchables. If you know a good joke, have a great story, or can tell me three things I don't know, seriously, for the love of Yeezus, message me.