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33 Los Angeles, CA Man, Cis Man

Man, Cis Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 20
Middle Eastern, White
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Open relationship
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Arabic (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Who would win in a fight: Tom Waits or the RZA?
What I’m doing with my life
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Got an MFA, worked a day job for a bit, quit that in April 2014 to become a full time composer, performer, band guy and producer of things. So I got that going for me which is nice. I've written a feature musical and am currently editing a high fantasy novel I wrote. I live in Glassell Park and can still afford nice beer. I'm in a very loving monogam-ish relationship. Everything went better than expected.

Link: YouTube channel

Link: @madapple on IG
I’m really good at
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Link: Flirting.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Bill Hicks, GRRM, Squarepusher, Mifune Toshiro, Dan Savage, Pamelia Kurstin, Kendrick, Miyazaki, Lead Belly, Gene Roddenberry, Uematsu Nobuo, Dave Chappelle, J. S. Bach, Stoya, Charlie LeDuff, Joss Whedon, Samus, Tina Fey, whoever invented Go.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
• shenanigans
• mischief
• hijinks
• antics
• tomfoolery
• monkeyshines
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The intersection of high fashion and D&D 5e. Which flavor of feminism matches up best with what musical genre. Where I should take my next backpacking trip. If you're more of a dive bar or a gastropub. Why the word 'gastropub' is allowed to exist. Why all first dates aren't a day hike to naked hot springs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing music in a dark room covered in cobwebs and glitter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have one very large tattoo that no one knows about but you. I'm sexually dominant. As a kid my favorite band was 2unlimited. My list of guilty pleasures includes Lunchables. I've beat more vintage NES games on my Android while pooping than most people have on the actual console. I was once homeless and slept in my car for five months. I have a fantastic penis. I used to sneak into churches to play the organ. I believe clothing in hot tubs is a sin. I've been through hell and got through it okay and seriously give no fucks. GGG, AMA.
You should message me if
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You're a queer non-binary counter-monogamous glam-punk warrior with perfect comedic timing who devours books like the Nothing and dances like we don't go nowhere when we die.