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32 M Los Angeles, CA

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Middle Eastern, White
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I travel a lot and have lived in four countries, but I landed in LA a decade ago and never left. I love backpacking, cheesy martial arts movies, and comparing second-wave feminism to early nineties drum and bass.

I can be so kind that people sometimes gawk at the rapidity with which I call out bullshit. So, bullshit is not recommended.

Note: I'm keeping my Kilimanjaro beard for the time being. This one guide said I looked like Jesus. I feel I owe it to him.

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What I’m doing with my life
Finished my music MFA from CalArts a year ago. I own a label and have won awards and don't have a shitty day job, which is nice.
The first things people usually notice about me
How loud I laugh. It's ridiculous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I did a book report on the Silmarillion in 7th grade. I read Einstein For Dummies like it was noir.

I believe the greatness of a Star Trek film is directly proportional to the quantity of its lens flares. Secretary is one of my favorite comedies.

The best TV show in history is Samurai Jack. I only liked three out of five seasons of Breaking Bad.

Music, I can't even. Who would win in a fight: Tom Waits or the RZA?

In terms of food, remember the Nothing from Neverending Story? It's like that with slightly more chewing.

Heroes: Bill Hicks, GRRM, Squarepusher, Mifune Toshiro, Dan Savage, Pamelia Kurstin, J. S. Bach, Joss Whedon, Samus, Tina Fey.
The six things I could never do without
• shenanigans
• mischief
• hijinks
• antics
• tomfoolery
• monkeyshines
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who would win in a fight: Carl Jung or Carl Sagan?
On a typical Friday night I am
In a dark room encased in cobwebs and glitter making music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Open book, etc. I have one very large tattoo that no one knows about but you. I'm sexually dominant and very good at it. I was once homeless and slept in my car for five months. As a kid my favorite band was 2unlimited. My list of guilty pleasures includes Lunchables. I'm in the process of playing through every Final Fantasy in chronological order on my Android. I used to sneak into churches to play the organ. I believe clothing in hot tubs is a sin. GGG. AMA.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're thoughtful and honest with a head on your shoulders. You're shiny and sparkly and colorful. You're introverted but good with people. You're clever and well-read and a bit kinky. You have at least one secret ingredient. You believe a good conversation is the greatest thing in the world. You have at least one nail painted differently than the rest. If what bothered you most was the Lunchables.

I'm serious. We as human beans learn most about life from good hangs. If you know a good joke, have a great story, or can tell me one thing I don't already know, for the love of Yeezus, message me.