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32 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:07pm
Middle Eastern, White
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I travel a lot and have lived in four countries, but I landed in LA a decade ago and never left. I love backpacking, cheesy martial arts movies, and comparing flavors of feminism to musical genres.

My emotional geography is balls stable. You don't even know.

I prefer outcasts, oddballs and freaks of nature, whether you wear it like armor or keep it hidden until someone thinks to ask.

The following are links (for all you sexy mobile app users):


I have a SO and it's awesome. If you're cool with that, groovy.

Note: I still have my Kilimanjaro beard from July. This one guide said I looked like Jesus. I'm sure I'll shave it eventually.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Got an MFA in music from CalArts a year ago. I own a label and have won awards and don't have a shitty day job, which is nice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How loud I laugh. It's ridiculous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I did a book report on the Silmarillion in 7th grade. I read Einstein For Dummies like it was noir.

I believe the greatness of a Star Trek film is directly proportional to the quantity of its lens flares. Secretary is one of my favorite comedies, perhaps second only to Holy Grail.

The best TV show in history is Samurai Jack. I only liked three out of five seasons of Breaking Bad.

Who would win in a fight: Tom Waits or the RZA?

In terms of food, remember the Nothing from Neverending Story? It's like that with slightly more chewing. I drink tea like thrice a day.

Heroes: Bill Hicks, GRRM, Squarepusher, Mifune Toshiro, Dan Savage, Pamelia Kurstin, Lead Belly, Nobuo Uematsu, Dave Chappelle, J. S. Bach, Joss Whedon, Samus, Tina Fey, and whoever invented Go.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
• shenanigans
• mischief
• hijinks
• antics
• tomfoolery
• monkeyshines
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who would win in a fight: Carl Jung or Carl Sagan?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In a dark room encased in cobwebs and glitter making music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Open book, etc. I have one very large tattoo that no one knows about but you. I'm sexually dominant and very good at it. I was once homeless and slept in my car for five months. As a kid my favorite band was 2unlimited. My list of guilty pleasures includes Lunchables. I'm in the process of playing through every Final Fantasy in chronological order on my Android. I used to sneak into churches to play the organ. I believe clothing in hot tubs is a sin. GGG. AMA.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You just should! Here are examples of perfectly acceptable starts:

What's your favorite flower/smell/time of day/whiskey/season/tea/ice cream flavor/microphone/etc?

What position do you sleep in at night?

Best childhood toy?

Who would win in a fight: Ghostbusters or Ninja Turtles?

What's the closest you've ever come to dying?

What's the story of your favorite scar?

What's something about your body you were most embarrassed about growing up?

What's the dumbest thing you did this week?

What is the worst food that someone actually made on purpose for some goddam stupid reason? (The answer is reduced-fat Oreos.)

Why do you hate reduced-fat Oreos so much?

What did reduced-fat Oreos do to you? They're just trying to get by, man.

Why is Roland the best character despite Stephen King being a terrible writer?

Who was the last person you hugged?

When was the last time you picked a flower?

How could anyone have read this far and still not messaged simply out of desperation?