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33 Los Angeles, CA Man, Cis Man

Man, Cis Man

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  • Ages 21-43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 23
Middle Eastern, White
Open relationship
Relationship Type
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Arabic (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Who would win in a fight: Tom Waits or the RZA?
What I’m doing with my life
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Full-time musician and writer. I'm in a contemporary opera at the moment. I'm also in a very loving monogamish relationship. I have a lot of reddit karma. Everything went better than expected.

Link: YouTube channel

Link: @madapple
I’m really good at
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Link: Flirting.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm currently revising a novel I wrote, so I'm reading almost nothing but speculative fiction these days. Terry Pratchett, Pat Rothfuss, Brandon Sanderson, Joe Abercrombie, and Dan Simmons top the list. But I read everything, voraciously.

Graphic novels are important too, though I find a lot of them don't age well. Things like Sandman, Sin City, Watchmen, Hellboy, Preacher, Maus, Persepolis and V for Vendetta were all pretty important to me at some point in my life.

All my heroes are comedians. Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, Mitch Hedberg, Steve Martin, Dave Chappelle.

Mad Max: Fury Road was amazing. I liked San Andreas but hated Jurassic World, except for any scene featuring my favorite character, the mosasaurus. Some of my favorite directors: Tarantino, Kubrick, Miyazaki, Kurasawa, Edgar Wright, Brad Bird, Wong Kar Wai, Michael Mann, Takashi Miike. I am unhealthily obsessed with cheesy martial arts films and anything involving at least one samurai.

I'm picky about TV drama, but I love animation. Samurai Jack and Adventure Time are important, especially since their creators went to my alma mater. Rick & Morty and Metalocalypse are also great. I liked seasons 1, 2, and 5 of Breaking Bad, and I'm into Game of Thrones, though their deviations from A Song of Ice and Fire are getting pretty damn sloppy.

I can't go into music here, besides to say the best album to come out in the last year was To Pimp A Butterfly. My musical heroes are Squarepusher, J. S. Bach, and Lead Belly. I grew up loving Radiohead and still do, and still have a soft spot for late-nineties and early-aughts electronic music like Aphex Twin, Boards of Canada, Autechre, DJ Shadow, RJD2 and Plaid. Someone once said my band sounds like the love child of Stevie Wonder and Tom Waits, which I think is the greatest compliment ever.

When it comes to classical music, I compose post-minimalist or weirdly structured electroacoustic stuff. I work with choreographers a lot, which I strongly prefer to composing for film, although I've done that too. I like when I get to do stuff like this (link). I tend to shy away from truly atonal music and stick to folks like Reich. I also beat boxed and played banjo during my snooty MFA grad recital, so there.

I play my share of video games, though lately I've been going through a lot of old NES and SNES JRPGs on my Android. I get really unhealthily into games with good puzzles, like Portal or Myst. Journey was amazing too, and Bastion. I can't imagine ever getting bored of GTA V. I've played Final Fantasy 1-7 and 10. I dig longer games like Skyrim, Bioshock and Dark Souls, but have a problem finding the time to finish them.

When it comes to food, I am like the Nothing in the Neverending Story, except with slightly more chewing.

Honorable mentions go out to Dan Savage, Stoya, Charlie LeDuff and whoever invented Go.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
• shenanigans
• mischief
• hijinks
• antics
• tomfoolery
• monkeyshines
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why the word 'gastropub' is allowed to exist.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making stuff in a dark rooms covered in cobwebs and glitter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an open book. I have one very large tattoo that no one knows about but you. I'm sexually dominant. As a kid my favorite band was 2unlimited. My list of guilty pleasures includes Lunchables. I was once homeless and slept in my car for five months. I used to sneak into churches to play the organ. I believe clothing in hot tubs is a sin. Sex positive. Kink positive. GGG. AMA.
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You're a queer non-binary counter-monogamous glam-punk warrior with perfect comedic timing who loves books more than Cookie Monster loves cookies and dances like we don't go nowhere when we die.