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30 Philadelphia, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:11pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Not at all
Judaism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English, Latin (Poorly), Ancient Greek (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi. I'm Puggy, and I'm here to tell you all about my human. I call him the Foodbringer but other people usually call him Samuel. He rescued me a few years ago from being forced to have puppies in a horrible puppy mill.
What I’m doing with my life
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Samuel is currently working something called an "office job." I'm not sure what that means except that he's outside the apartment for half the day. He recently got a certificate in something called "medical coding".
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
He's really good at belly rubs and giving me treats. Samuel is very good at knowing obscure trivia and this weird game called "Scrabble" with the yummy tiles.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That adorable pug that he's walking! Also, some people say he looks like this guy called "Jack Black."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Samuel likes to read about history and also enjoys the work of H. P. Lovecraft, Cormac McCarthy, Tony Horwitz, and Jorge Luis Borges.

He always plays this weird jazz music, but I've gotten used to it. He occasionally listens to growling death metal (I like it because it reminds me of pug snorts). The only music he's ever played that I've complained about is something called "Throbbing Gristle"- that was even scarier than the vacuum cleaner! He also likes something called "progressive rock" where all the songs last forever.

Samuel doesn't watch a lot of TV, but he really loves old episodes of The Simpsons.

He really enjoys the movies Men in Black (gee, I wonder why), Citizen Kane, Star Wars, and this is Spinal Tap.

He's more into stuff like burgers and fries than more haute cuisine.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Me
2. the internet
3. a good book
4. his music collection
5. a warm bed
6. peace and quiet at night
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
He should always be thinking about ME! But he also thinks about music and what bands he wants to get into a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
When he's not hanging out with me, he's out playing board games with friends. Occasionally, he's going to the gym, but he really wants a gym partner to make going easier.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The Foodbringer told me that when he was three years old, he had a magazine with a picture of a family of elephants, and his mom said "there's a mommy elephant, there's a daddy elephant, and there's a Sammy elephant." He thought that his family had all been elephants at some point in the past, and he had somehow forgotten.
You should message me if
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You're looking for someone with a loving, kind heart.

You can share some dorky obsessions with him.