Hello. My name is Miss Puggy, and I'm here to tell you all about my human. I call him the Foodbringer but other people usually call him Samuel. He rescued me a few years ago from being forced to have puppies in a horrible puppy mill.
What I’m doing with my life
Samuel is currently working something called an "office job." I'm not sure what that means except that he's outside the apartment for most of the day. He recently got a certificate in something called "medical coding" and now he's working somewhere called PennMedicine.
I’m really good at
He's really good at belly rubs and giving me treats. Samuel is very
good at knowing obscure trivia and this weird game called
"Scrabble" with the yummy tiles.
The first things people usually notice about me
That adorable pug that he's walking! Also, some people say he looks
like this guy called "Jack Black."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Samuel likes to read about history and also enjoys the work of H. P. Lovecraft, Cormac McCarthy, Tony Horwitz, and Jorge Luis Borges.
Samuel really, really loves music and has an enormous collection- I barely hear the same stuff twice. He always plays this weird jazz music, but I've gotten used to it. He occasionally listens to growling death metal (I like it because it reminds me of pug snorts). The only music he's ever played that I've complained about is something called "Throbbing Gristle"- that was even scarier than the vacuum cleaner! He also likes something called "progressive rock" where all the songs last forever.
Samuel doesn't watch a lot of TV, but he really loves old episodes of The Simpsons. He just started It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia and is really liking it so far.
He really enjoys the movies Men in Black (gee, I wonder why), Citizen Kane, Star Wars, and this is Spinal Tap.
He's more into stuff like burgers and fries than more haute cuisine.
The six things I could never do without
2. the internet
3. a good book
4. his music collection
5. a warm bed
6. peace and quiet at night
I spend a lot of time thinking about
He should always be thinking about ME! But he also thinks about
music and what bands he wants to get into a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
When he's not hanging out with me, he's out playing board games
with friends. Occasionally, he's going to the gym, but he really
wants a gym partner to make going easier.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The Foodbringer told me that when he was three years old, he had a magazine with a picture of a family of elephants, and his mom said "there's a mommy elephant, there's a daddy elephant, and there's a Sammy elephant." He thought that his family had all been elephants at some point in the past, and he had somehow forgotten.
Oh, and once in a while he takes my harness off and lets me run around the apartment naked. How scandalous!
You should message me if
You're looking for someone with a loving, kind heart.
You can share some dorky obsessions with him.