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25 Orem, UT Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Asian, Native American, Pacific Islander
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
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Has cats

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My self-summary
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I read over this every once in a while and wonder what the hell i was thinking. So for today, I'm kyle, i like finding new music, collecting records, meeting new people, having weird conversations, telling inappropriate jokes at inappropriate times, sushi, pancakes, comics, and video games. I have the longest name ever, I wear the shit out of a good cardigan, my body is made up of at least 85% pizza and soda, and moms like me because I'm quiet and nice (most of the time.)* these are all of the important things to know about me.

*I had to add that part to make myself sound dangerous and therefore sexier. As you read it, just imagine me putting on some badass shades, lighting up a cigarette and riding away on a sweet Harley. Thanks.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working a weird job, growing a weird beard*, just general weird things.

*editor's note: it is now a gross mustache**

**p.p.s. nevermind i shaved the mustache so now I'm clean shaven***

*** But i mean, i might grow it back someday, who knows? I don't have a grand plan for my facial hair.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at those claw machines at the grocery store. Hand me a dollar and witness history in the making. For some reason I'm really stupidly good at Mario kart. And making up rhyming puns. And I can quote the hell out of Home Alone. And I can rap all of Warren G's 'Regulate' off the top of my head. I obviously have many useful skills that translate to immense success in both business and romantic fields.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Someone told me I looked like Jimmy Fallon once. I've spotted some glaring inconsistencies with her theory...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: as of late its been Have a Nice Life, Nothing, whirr, death of lovers, the new Interpol album, Chelsea Wolfe, The Organ, Sleep, High on Fire, Run the Jewels, Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats, Electric fuckin Wizard, and Giles Corey.

All time favorites are The mountain goats, sonic youth, David Bowie, Wilco, Nick Cave, John Vanderslice, and fugazi

Television: broad city, always sunny, party down, bobs burgers, Nathan for you, review, drunk history, true detective, archer, squidbillies, aqua teen, China Illinois, the Eric Andre show, Check it out!, and Fargo

Lately its been sci-fi mind bendy movies that make you think, and weird crazy thrillers like nightcrawler and the Rover. Oh and heist movies, I love movies about bank robberies and junk, like Heat, The Town, and Dog Day Afternoon

Currently reading: Wolf in White Van by John Darnielle, Snowpiercer, and Monologues for Calculating the Density of Black Holes by Anders Nilsen

food: milk steak, boiled hard, with a side of your finest jelly beans

I like video games, lately I've been playing Grand Theft Auto 5, Gone Home, Destiny, Kentucky Route Zero, P.T. (holy shit right?) and Deadly Premonition.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Toilet paper (could you imagine?)
My record player

*and also footnotes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who the first person to eat certain foods was. Like a coconut. How did that one happen? "Hey guys, check out this hairy rock that just fell out of that tree! I'll give you ten bucks if you bash it open and eat whatever is inside it, and also drink whatever liquids may accompany it." Probably the easiest ten bucks that lucky bastard ever made.

in other words, i think about really dumb shit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating ice cream in sweat pants and crying by myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
'The Safety Dance' is probably one of my favorite songs ever.
You should message me if
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You want to be the Nate Dogg to my Warren G, the Kenan to my Kel, the carl winslow to my urkel, or maybe just wanna get tacos and play video games.