Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


25 M Orem, UT

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:54pm
Asian, Native American, Pacific Islander
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has cats

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just wanna meet someone to watch movies, buy records, tell dumb jokes, and be weird with. I don't take life too seriously, even though I probably should. I like to laugh, and make others laugh, but my sense of humor is kinda weird/awful, so if you can't take a bad joke we may not get along too well. I like to write, though I need to get back into it some more, so if you're a writer too definitely say hi! I work better with other people to bounce ideas around with. I'd love to meet some new people, whether it be friends or something more, and if you have any more questions just ask, I'm not a (total) dick.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I make stuff, write stuff, read stuff, watch stuff, play stuff, think about stuff, do stuff. Lots of stuff, I guess.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
For some reason I'm really stupidly good at Mario kart. And making up rhyming puns. And I can quote the hell out of Home Alone. And I can rap all of Warren G's 'Regulate' off the top of my head. I obviously have many useful skills that translate to immense success in both business and romantic fields.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I usually look angry so people probably think I'm just a Dick all the time. And I kind of am, but not in a mean way. Usually. Whatever. Someone told me I looked like Jimmy Fallon once. I've spotted some glaring inconsistencies with her theory...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: as of late its been Have a Nice Life, Nothing, the new Interpol album, Chelsea Wolfe, The Organ, Sleep, High on Fire, Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats, and Giles Corey.

All time favorites are The mountain goats, sonic youth, Wilco, Nick Cave, John Vanderslice, and Joy Division

Television: broad city, bobs burgers, Nathan for you, review, drunk history, true detective, archer, squidbillies.

I like mind bending weird movies, badass 80's action movies, and Pee Wee's Big Adventure, whatever genre that is. Oh and heist movies, I love movies about bank robberies and junk, like Heat, The Town, and Dog Day Afternoon

I read a lot of bummer comics, like Adrian Tomine, Dash Shaw, and Charles Burns. I also like a lot of Chuck Klosterman's stuff too. I should probably start reading more big boy books.

Sushi, pizza, candy, soda, barbecue and pancakes make up the levels of my food pyramid.

I like video games, lately I've been playing GTA 5, Watch Dogs, the new Metal Gear Solid, Portal 2 again, and Sleeping Dogs. I suck at first person shooters but I'll play them anyways.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Toilet paper (could you imagine?)
My record player
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What is where? How is where? Does where tick?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually just hitting the east side in the LBC, on a mission trying to find Mr. Warren G.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
'The Safety Dance' is probably one of my favorite songs ever.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You actually read all of this dumb junk. You're uncomfortable with Alanis Morissette's definition of irony. You understand my 90's hip hop/pop cultural references. You've never worn a headdress on instagram. You wanna have a new sidekick to watch movies, tell jokes, and rob banks with. Or at least knock over a kid's lemonade stand....