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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Asian, Native American, Pacific Islander
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Working on University
Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello there! I'm Kyle, i like finding new music, collecting records, meeting new people, having weird conversations, telling inappropriate jokes at inappropriate times, sushi, pancakes, comics, and video games. I have the longest name ever, I wear the shit out of a good cardigan, my body is made up of at least 85% pizza and soda, and moms like me because I'm quiet and nice (most of the time.)* these are all of the important things to know about me.

*I had to add that part to make myself sound dangerous and therefore sexier. As you read it, just imagine me putting on some badass shades, lighting up a cigarette and riding away on a sweet Harley. Thanks.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Feelin good lookin better
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making cool combinations of swear words. Smelling fantastic. Eating unhealthy things and not gaining weight. Being mistaken for another brown guy you know.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Someone told me I looked like Jimmy Fallon once. I've spotted some glaring inconsistencies with her theory...

I bet if I was a girl, people would say "that girl is nowhere near hot enough to be acting so bitchy." So there's something to think about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Here's some current junk I like

Movies: Whiplash, Upstream Color, Sicario, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Other Guys

Music: Have a Nice Life, Giles Corey, Cult Leader, Nick Cave, David Bowie, Wilco, Run the Jewels

Books: Walden, I am Ready to Die a Violent Death, Wolf in White Van, Bottomless Belly Button

Television: True Detective, Broad City, Nathan for You, Rick and Morty, Parks & Rec, Always Sunny, Workaholics

Video Games: Metal Gear Solid, NHL 16, Destiny, GTA, Fallout, Until Dawn
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Toilet paper (could you imagine?)
My record player

*and also footnotes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What are those kids from 'Three Ninjas' up to these days?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably ruining someone else's Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've never read, or watched, any of the Harry Potters or Lord of the Rings books/movies. Fight Me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna be the Kenan to my Kel

You want to rob a bank or steal a minivan

You enjoy sushi, sad dad music, and judging strangers in public.

or maybe just wanna get tacos and play video games.