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Mind_Field

26 Orem, UT Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Native American, Pacific Islander
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello there! I'm kyle, i like finding new music, collecting records, meeting new people, having weird conversations, telling inappropriate jokes at inappropriate times, sushi, pancakes, comics, and video games. I have the longest name ever, I wear the shit out of a good cardigan, my body is made up of at least 85% pizza and soda, and moms like me because I'm quiet and nice (most of the time.)* these are all of the important things to know about me.

*I had to add that part to make myself sound dangerous and therefore sexier. As you read it, just imagine me putting on some badass shades, lighting up a cigarette and riding away on a sweet Harley. Thanks.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Feelin good lookin better
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making cool combinations of swear words. Smelling fantastic. Eating unhealthy things and not gaining weight. Being mistaken for another brown guy you know.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Someone told me I looked like Jimmy Fallon once. I've spotted some glaring inconsistencies with her theory...

I bet if I was a girl, people would say "that girl is nowhere near hot enough to be acting so bitchy." So there's something to think about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: I'm really picky with music, especially considering how awful most of my music sounds. It ranges from loud abrasive shit like High on Fire, Nails, and Cult leader, to quiet mellow junk like Wilco, Nick Cave and The Mountain Goats. And If you don't like David Bowie you're not invited to my birthday party.

Television: broad city, always sunny, party down, bobs burgers, Nathan for you, review, drunk history, true detective, archer, squidbillies, aqua teen, China Illinois, the Eric Andre show, Check it out!, Last Week Tonight, Silicon Valley, Rick and Morty

Lately its been sci-fi mind bendy movies that make you think, and weird crazy thrillers like nightcrawler and the Rover. Oh and heist movies, I love movies about bank robberies and junk, like Heat, The Town, and Dog Day Afternoon

Currently reading: Doctors by Dash Shaw, Summer Blonde by Adrian Tomine, and Our Band Could Be Your Life for the millionth billionth time

food: milk steak, boiled hard, with a side of your finest jelly beans

I like video games, lately I've been playing Grand Theft Auto 5, Gone Home, Destiny, Kentucky Route Zero, P.T. (holy shit right?) and Deadly Premonition.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Caffeine
Candy
Toilet paper (could you imagine?)
P.I.Z.Z.A.
(Parentheses)*
My record player

*and also footnotes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably ruining someone else's Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still cry during Terminator 2.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna be the Kenan to my Kel

You want to rob a bank or steal a minivan

You enjoy sushi, sad dad music, and judging strangers in public.

or maybe just wanna get tacos and play video games.