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Mind_Field

25 M Orem, UT

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Native American, Pacific Islander
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
This part....is always fluctuating. Sometimes I have a bunch of stuff I wanna say, then I read it again later and it sounds super dumb so I change it. Hell it sounds super dumb already, so I'll probably change it again. Anyways hi I'm Kyle its nice to meet you, how are you doing today?
What I’m doing with my life
Giving ends to my friends (and it feels stupendous).
I’m really good at
Sitting down, and I also stand up sometimes too.
For some reason I'm really stupidly good at Mario kart. And I can quote the hell out of Home Alone. And I can rap all of Warren G's 'Regulate' off the top of my head. I obviously have many useful skills that translate to immense success in both business and romantic fields. Indubitably.
The first things people usually notice about me
My cheerful disposition and bubbly personality. Someone told me I looked like Jimmy Fallon once. I've spotted some glaring inconsistencies with her theory...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music....lets see. Lately I've been listening to Have a Nice Life, Giles Corey, Nothing, the Mountain Goats, Nick Cave, David Bowie, and Aesop Rock (NOT A$AP ROCKY. FUCK THAT GUY)

Lately I've been watching Broad City, Party Down, Workaholics, Review, Archer, The Venture Bros, and Bob's Burgers. I probably watch more cartoons than any adult should but whatever. Oh and I just finished True Detective and HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD ITS AMAZING.

I like mind bending weird movies, badass 80's action movies, and Pee Wee's Big Adventure, whatever genre that is. Oh and heist movies, I love movies about bank robberies and junk, like Heat, The Town, and Dog Day Afternoon

I read a lot of bummer comics, like Adrian Tomine, Dash Shaw, and Charles Burns. I also like a lot of Chuck Klosterman's stuff too. I should probably start reading more big boy books.

Sushi, pizza, candy, soda, barbecue and pancakes make up the levels of my food pyramid. I eat like a twelve year old, and I know I'll pay for it someday, but for now bring on the fat and diabeetus.

I like video games, lately I've been playing GTA 5, Watch Dogs, the new Metal Gear Solid, Portal 2 again, and Sleeping Dogs. I suck at first person shooters but I'll play them anyways.
The six things I could never do without
Caffeine
Candy
Toilet paper (could you imagine?)
P.I.Z.Z.A.
(Parentheses)
My record player
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what movies/games/records I should buy, wanting more games to come out to make my recent ps4 purchase worth it (watch dogs got old too fast...) ideas for things to make me rich, dumb jokes and rhyming puns, ridiculous hypothetical questions, existential bullshit, ideas for tv shows (usually buddy cop shows with names that are a play on words. The other day I came up with "Minnie Cooper", where Minnie Driver and Anderson Cooper solve mysteries together while driving, you guessed it, a Mini Cooper. Get at me FOX!)
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually just hitting the east side in the LBC, on a mission trying to find Mr. Warren G.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
'The Safety Dance' is probably one of my favorite songs ever.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You actually read all of this dumb bullshit. You're uncomfortable with Alanis Morissette's definition of irony. You understand my 90's hip hop/pop cultural references. You wanna have a new sidekick to watch movies, tell jokes, and rob banks with. Or at least knock over a kid's lemonade stand....