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My self-summary Propose an edit

NOTE: my head is shaved now, so those pictures don't so much apply. don't bother trying to imagine what I look like with short hair, it simply isn't possible. everything else is more or less the same.

I collect packrats. It's ironic. I dont get out much, and I usually like it that way. Occasionally I reach out in desperation for social contact. Curiously, it's never long before I remember why I rarely leave my house. All anyone ever wants to do is smoke pot. I love the small group of friends that I have, but I'm always glad to acquaint myself with new people. I exercise obsessively, and I don't think it's a problem. If you're into classical guitar, _____ guitar, or maybe want guitar lessons of any kind, let's talk, I can hook you up. I love cooking, and I wish one of you motherfuckers would step up and beat my eggplant parmesan. I'm sick of being the best. What else do I cook? anything. If you're ever in need of a recipe, or need to up the nutritional value of a recipe, I've got you covered. i love math and science. my visceral connection with physics goes back to when i was 11, reading Isaac Asimov's non-fiction and encyclopedia articles on nuclear weapons instead of.. whatever it is 11 year-olds normally do. math is a more recent addition to my small but potent collection of passions, but it was inevitable really. i mean how else do you calculate quantum probability? ..seriously.. how do you do that.. ?

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

besides consistent punctuation and capitalization apparently, what am i not doing with my life? I need to live on a planet with a 36 hour day to accomplish everything that's expected of me. most things seem pretty frivolous right now, especially things that aren't conducive to personal growth. in my free time i train in martial arts, which include various styles of kung fu, muay thai kickboxing, Brazilian jiu jitsu, judo, and others. in my not-so-free time, which comprises the majority of my waking hours, i study compulsively. i'm in school, double-majoring in Mechanical Engineering and Physics, with a minor in Chinese language. ..i like a challenge.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

I like this section of the profile page. It's unique, and helpful. For instance, if a girl writes "I'm really good at giving blowjobs", I immediately know that I'm more interested in her than the one who put "I'm really good at CPR". On that note: I'm good at playing the guitar, classical and all otherwise. I'm also good at kung fu. I'll kick your ass and write a song about it. bitch.

I'm reaaaally good at cooking, and i don't know why i've neglected to put this here for so long. try me. or try my zucchini fritte. whatever.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

They probably notice that I've been in close proximity to them for quite some time and they have just now noticed that i exist. I dont talk much until you get me going, and most people don't. some have noticed me doing tai chi in the grocery store. i am trying to break that habit. Addition: if you're on this site, the first thing you notice about me might be that some or many opinions that i have are rather abrasive and extreme. i'm not going around constantly brooding about them. i don't like minding my tongue, to the point where i LOVE being obscenely opinionated when given the opportunity. in actuality, i don't make sweeping generalizations, or immediately dismiss someone completely for doing things that annoy the shit out of me, or yell at people, or eat my young. i'm actually pretty laid back.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Too many books to reasonably list here. topics include but are not limited to: physics (particularly string theory), philosophy, eastern thought, psychology, health/nutrition, Rumi

"Bring it On" is possibly the best movie ive ever seen, Snatch, Usual Suspects, Casino, Battle Royale, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, most other decent kung fu movies, probably some other good ones.

I suppose this is the part where i say that i listen to everything except for rap and country. but that would be a lie, because i like rap. also, i don't listen to polka, or new metal, or bob dylan. if i'm going to listen to a singer/songwriter who isn't particularly gifted musically but is notable for the impact of their lyrics and haunting melody, it is going to be tom waits. no need here to list all the various incarnations of pop music that i don't like, it's pretty safe to assume that if 12 year old girls like it, i don't. oh, and i *HATE* papa roach. mainly i am inclined to listen to metal, (as in soilent green, necrophagist, iron maiden, etc) but i am fully aware of how stupid it is. it's supposed to be. it also rules. and..

BUFFY COULD KICK YOUR ASS. i love buffy the vampire slayer, the series, go ahead and laugh. i'm laughing with you, as you laugh at me. i dont care, that show owns me. and it is NOT because i think sarah michelle gellar is hot. i dont watch much tv, so what i do watch has to be worth my time. television is a clever way to get people to watch commercials.

my favorite foods are your favorite foods, but made to exacting specifications to make them more nutritious. i've mastered.. hear me.. MASTERED the art of making everyone's favorite foods healthy and delicious.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

i need my sense of humor, peace of mind, and some other stuff.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

i stop to think

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

tending the ox.. ?

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

Well, i'm not sure if it's private, but i can be really awkward upon first interaction with new people. and then i'm awkward.. ya know.. after that. Also, i have a make up phobia. That is, i have a somewhat irrational fear of make up, especially when it's used in excess. it's unattractive to the point of revulsion. i can deal easily with a little, even some. too much, though, and i can NOT hang out with you. Note: some have recently inquired about where i stand on lip gloss and nail polish, so allow me to clarify. it's all equally upsetting, it's all icky. if it isn't necessary or used to decrease immediate physical discomfort, it is unacceptable. ..ew. some call it crazy, i call it quirky. don't like clowns either.

You should message me if Propose an edit

whatever.. i couldn't even begin to list all the reasons you should message me. fuck yeah. what? i don't know. ..if you're an attractive sociopathic female on the fringe of society. if you want to discuss the possible social construction of gender, religion, or anything else, or if you, too see the relentless irony in throwing away an empty box of trash bags.

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