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31 Pittsburgh, PA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 26–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:14pm
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I can have fun in almost any situation and am generally pretty happy. I kind of hate dating via the internet. It makes me anxious and I'm pretty sure my real personality doesn't come out until the third date. I don't think it's cool to say that right here but it seems like this is the future and why bother pretending to be something I'm not.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've been a nanny/caretaker for a long time, so I'm doing that and working for a nanny agency as well. From Ohio originally but moved here from Brooklyn about a year and a half ago.

Trying to quit 5 Hour Energy. It's not going well AT ALL.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being nice to people I don't like and getting children to like me. I'm also pretty good at getting movie quotes exactly right and staying in my pajamas all day while still managing to be productive.

**Things I am BAD at:

Quantum physics, returning my library books on time, resisting ice cream, going to the gym 5 days a week...etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably the fact that I'm a female human being, with red hair or something like that. I don't know. This question is stupid because I wholeheartedly believe that almost no people talk to each other about the first things they noticed about them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I dont like to go into detail too much here because isn't that what first dates are for?

I do love going to shows. In the recent past I went to see Yo La Tengo, Belle & Sebastian, The Flaming Lips, The XX, Low, Mike Doughty, Sigur Ros, Bill Callahan, Idina Menzel (I love Showtunes), Deafheaven, Jimmy Buffet (thanks Mom and Dad), Jenny Lewis...etc. I like a lot of different music though, like everyone. Some of my favorites are The Mountain Goats, Lady Gaga, Why?, Ben Folds Five, Hanson, Regina Spektor, Fiona Apple.

I like all the food except for Olives, which makes me sad because olives seem cool.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Bill Murray
2. Coconut flavored things
3. Internet videos of animals doing cute and/or hilarious things
4. Five hour energy
5. Beyonce
6. Mac and Cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How about a list of things I DON'T think about (usually):

Football, death metal, microbiology and The Wheel of Fortune.

That's pretty much it. I spend a lot of time thinking about all other things and even sometimes I think about the things on that list.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably balls deep in a bottle of gin/bourbon/wine and making wonderful memories with the people who are nearest and dearest to my little heart.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've seen Clay Aiken in concert like four times. SORRY I'M NOT SORRY.
You should message me if
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-You have a lot of compassion
-You want to take cooking classes
-You want to dance around in your underwear with me while listening to The Beach Boys
-You often are described as "fucking hilarious"
-You don't have all your shit together, but you're working on it
-You want to sing me songs
-You like Pina Coladas
-You like getting caught in the rain (no, seriously)
-You know where I can find coconut twix. It was a limited edition thing and the best thing and now it's gone but I haven't given up hope that there are still some left in the world.
Also, just if you want to would be really great too.