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31 F Pittsburgh, PA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 26–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 17
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm ticklish, funny, a cook, a baker, a decent swing dancer, and a loving daughter and sister. I'm a nanny professionally, a mathematician (not a good one), and way too good of a gin drinker.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just moved to Pittsburgh in June and I spent the summer kayaking, wine-drinking, hanging out with my friends and family in Ohio, going to some fun concerts and stand up comedy shows. I work as a nanny for a really wonderful family. So far the winter has been similar minus kayaking because I would prefer not to freeze to death.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being nice to people I don't like and getting children to like me. I'm also pretty good at getting movie quotes exactly right and staying in my pajamas all day while still managing to be productive.

**Things I am BAD at:

Quantum physics, returning my library books on time, crossing the street, and playing Call of Duty.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably that I'm a human being like them. I don't know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love David Sedaris and Chuck Palahniuk. I read a lot of self help books too because I think they are interesting. Poetry is a new love/obsession. I've been reading lots of Kenneth Rexroth and William Carlos Willams. Also just started reading Consider The Lobster. Why I waited until now to start reading David Foster Wallace I'm not sure.

This Summer/Fall I went to see Yo La Tengo, Belle & Sebastian, The Flaming Lips, The XX, Low, Mike Doughty, Sigur Ros, Bill Callahan and Idina Menzel (I love Showtunes). I like a lot of different music though, like everyone. Some of my favorites are The Mountain Goats, Lady Gaga, Why?, Ben Folds Five, Hanson, Regina Spektor, Fiona Apple.

I like all the food except for Olives, which makes me sad because olives seem cool.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Bill Murray
2. Coconut flavored things
3. Internet videos of animals doing cute and/or hilarious things
4. Five hour energy
5. Beyonce
6. Mac and Cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How about a list of things I DON'T think about (usually):

Football, death metal, microbiology and The Wheel of Fortune.

That's pretty much it. I spend a lot of time thinking about all other things and even sometimes I think about the things on that list.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes Netflix and wine with my best friends and my dog. Sometimes other things. You know how it is with the whole "there is no typical Friday for me" spiel.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I trip and fall a lot. Usually at the most hilarious times. I've also seen Clay Aiken in concert. Yikes.
You should message me if
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-You have a lot of compassion
-You want to take cooking classes
-You want to dance around in your underwear with me while listening to The Beach Boys
-You often are described as "fucking hilarious"
-You don't have all your shit together, but you're working on it
-You want to sing me songs
-You like Pina Coladas
-You like getting caught in the rain (no, seriously)
-You know where I can find coconut twix. It was a limited edition thing and the best thing and now it's gone but I haven't given up hope that there are still some left in the world.
Also, just if you want to would be really great too.