-Friends with benefits
-One night stands
-Couples (You are not the exception. Please look somewhere else for your unicorn)
-Finally, please don't open with a fetish. But if you're going to open with your fetish, please don't let it be the most interesting thing about you. (I really wish that didn't have to be included)
Still here? At the moment, I'm looking for friends and casual dating. Nothing that starts out really serious but I would love to find some people with whom I could play board games or just hang out. I enjoy theatre, movies, reading, special effects makeup, and the bizarre. Fair warning, I can get ranty when I get excited about a subject. I'm almost always up for trying a new restaurant and discussions about a hypothetical future where cephalopod overlords rule with an iron shell or tentacle are welcome. I am on the heavier side, if that's a problem for you that's fine but please don't try to make it my problem.