Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Apparently having this anywhere else was just not getting it
noticed. I have no interest at all in the following:
-Friends with benefits
-One night stands
-Couples (You are not the exception. Please look somewhere else for
-Finally, please don't open with a fetish. But if you're going to
open with your fetish, please don't let it be the most interesting
thing about you. (I really wish that didn't have to be
Still here? At the moment, I'm looking for friends and casual
dating. Nothing that starts out really serious but I would love to
find some people with whom I could play board games or just hang
out. I enjoy theatre, movies, reading, special effects makeup, and
the bizarre. Fair warning, I can get ranty when I get excited about
a subject. I'm almost always up for trying a new restaurant and
discussions about a hypothetical future where cephalopod overlords
rule with an iron shell or tentacle are welcome. I am on the
heavier side, if that's a problem for you that's fine but please
don't try to make it my problem.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently I'm working in a medical lab that does all sorts of
tests. Along with all of that, I run training for my department.
Basically I have tons of stories I think are pretty nifty about
body parts and pieces that I should never tell around the dinner
table. I currently work a lot of overtime and in the evening. This
doesn't leave a ton of time for meeting people, so here I am.
Long term plans include working with enough time for travel, I have
an extensive list of places I would love to visit, and working on
some side projects that really interest me. Including learning more
about Russian and Italian Futurism, Russian politics, Nikolai Tesla
(building tesla coils), and surrealism.
I recently adopted a wonderful and adorable rescue dog so a lot of
my free time is taken up with working with and training her. She's
doing wonderfully overall but has a few issues from her very tragic
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have been told my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Reading is one of my favorite activities so choosing favorite books
is difficult. But to give it a shot I'd have to include; After Dark
by Haruki Murakami, The Eyre Affair by Jasper Fforde, The Count of
Monte Cristo by Alexander Dumas, Tinker by Wen Spencer, A Chronicle
of a Death Foretold by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, A Confederacy of
Dunces by John Kennedy Toole, and Sherlock Holmes in its entirety
by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. I really enjoy scifi, fantasy, non
fiction about subjects that interest me, mystery, plays, and
feminist literature. Recently I was introduced to the genre of
Bizarro andI've fallen in love with it.
Movies tend to run the gamut as well, I really enjoy
from classics like Rear Window (Hitchcock in general is a favorite)
to B movies such as Army of Darkness to movies like I'm a Cyborg
but That's Ok to 80's classics like Labyrinth and The Dark Crystal.
Unless it is particularly atypical or funny I don't generally care
for romance or chick flick type movies, they really tend to
irritate me as the ultimate goal is usually that one person (male)
that's truly right for the main character, even if she has to
completely change her life for him. Not to mention even though they
had a problem, its ok, it was all a misunderstanding, he really
does love her even though he lied to her!
As far as food goes, I'm willing to try just about anything. I
cooking and baking and I'm that person in the produce aisle saying,
"Do you know what this is? No? Well, I'll give it a shot." With
restaurants, I have a Thai and Greek restaurant on nearly every
side of town. I love trying new things, if you have any
recommendations, please let me know.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The zombie apocalypse and what I would do to prepare for it, soap
opera situations (think evil twins showing up) in real life,
electricity, how things work, the history and politics of chocolate
and chocolate companies (I spent several years at an upscale
chocolate company, its actually an interesting subject, full of
drama and invention), gender and gender constructs, feminism,
Science!, Cthulhu, giant stompy robots, capes, the eventual
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I technically have amnesia. My life is one goatee'd, evil twin and
a good narrator away from being a soap opera.
You should message me if
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You enjoy reading, theatre, movies, discussions about the
possibilities of living under the sea, tech, animal rescue or
training, time travel (and the possibility of a separate
grammatical tense for it), or art. Bonus points if you got as
excited as I did when astronomers working with NASA announced
they'd found a possibly earthlike planet, Kepler-22b, it's out
Let me reiterate, romantically, I'm not interested in couples or
poly relationships. If that's what works for you, huzzah, it is not
for me. However, I am usually up for new friends.
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