28 Lenexa, KS
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My self-summary
I'm at that awkward age where half my friends are falling in love and having babies and the other half are too drunk to even find their phones....

Me, you ask? Awkwardly, I have to talk myself into going out more than I am used to, I consider Netflix and I to be in an open relationship at this point, we spend a lot of time together. I have a jerk cat for a roommate and at my age that makes me.... I do not even need to say it.

I like venturing out and about. My love of the bars has been replaced by the love of First Fridays, Royals games, Comedy Clubs, dive bars, drinks on a deck or to a band and of course, pool time!

I am a goof, I like to read, I love to shop, I love animals and volunteer at a shelter ...., I write a ton and I have a career I love. I moved to KC about a year and a half ago and I can say, I think I have finally settled in.

That is me. Hey! Nice to meet you.

ps Instead of going to coupled therapy, married people should just join OkCupid and see what a nightmare single people have to deal with.
What I’m doing with my life
The same thing we do everyday, Pinkie...
I’m really good at
Acting like I know how to break dance.

Making random friends

I am great at using full vocabulary and punctuation in all text messages.

Leaving 3am free style voice mail raps. I'm starting to get request.

Loving and braking in my car for animals.

Being a positive person :)
The first things people usually notice about me
That none of my pictures look like me. I am actually a brunette, full figured hottie that kind of resembles a Siamese cat #CATFISH
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The White Oleander
Watchers, by Dean Koontz

SHOWS: Lost. Orange is the New Black.


The Great Gatsby
Any movie with Johnny Depp
Dallas Buyers Club
Wolf on Wallstreet

Ill look at my playlist real fast.
Blaenavon- Prague
Bad Blood- Bastille
Boris- Lo-Fang
The Cenima- The Wolf
Car Radio- Twenty One Pilots
Dirty Paws- Of Monsters and Men
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"You don't know how lucky you are to be ugly, because if people like you, you know it's for something else." - Charles Bukowski
On a typical Friday night I am
Friends, First Friday, Netflix, Reading, Comedy Clubs, pool, randomness.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Falling in love is a form of socially acceptable insanity.
You should message me if
You can make me laugh.