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33 Hamilton, Ontario, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-33
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My details

Last online
Oct 17
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Average build
Not at all
Agnosticism but it’s not important
High school
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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The main character on Wonderfalls is essentially the female version of myself. Also, House from the show House, without that level of arrogance, and I'm like four of the characters on Community to some degree.
So my personality is available for rent on DVD.
I really don't know how to even describe other people for one thing, and I'm not better at describing myself. As accurately as I could describe myself I'd still feel like I was trying to sell something that would be perceived subjectively. Even an accurate description would feel self serving, because I am serving my own interests and anyone reading it would have to know that. So why consider it trustworthy? And if it is to be dismissed then why write it at all?

I'm almost certain I'm better in person than "on paper'.

My listed height is accurate though. I read a statistic that all men lie about their height in profiles and if anyone else has read that then they'd assume I did too and mentally cut me down. I'm average height for an adult male.
What I’m doing with my life
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Not sleeping. Hash-tag chronic insomnia.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spinning a TV remote in my hand. Apparently also C++. It's not that I'm really good at it it's that I seemed to pick some stuff up pretty easily. This was from modding Civilization 4. So either everyone who wants to try it should because it's easy, or I'm a natural.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I look like a young Stephen King, or that I'm the only person that doesn't look good in a baseball cap. Or maybe something else, I've never taken a poll.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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(Books)Buffy The Vampire Slayer, and Angel comics. I also read books about my other interests, mostly books by comedians. Sarah Silverman, Tina Fey for example and I feel like I'm constantly performing stand-up comedy anyway. I don't really read that much though, the reason is my other interests take up too much time and with books, especially when it comes to novels I have trouble keeping track of things. The characters biographical details, appearance, and even their names, locations etc. so often I can be half way through a book and not feel like I've actually read it. I thought I should give an explanation because when someone hears "I don't read" they automatically assume that person is stupid. I know that's what I assume.

(Movies) Serenity, Dark City, Gattaca, Dirty Work, Office Space, About A Boy, 12 Monkeys, Changing Lanes, Donnie Darko, Mean Girls, Shoot 'Em Up, The Cabin in the Woods, The Avengers, Much Ado About Nothing, The Hunger Games, Mad Max Fury Road.

(Music) I don't really listen to music. Probably because it always seemed so subjective. I can't even say why I'd like or dislike something so I've never been comfortable with music being what represents me to people. People are also more passionate about what they do and don't like and I didn't want to get into that. I don't like a lot anyway. I couldn't even fill the half gigabyte iPod shuffle model from 2005.
I did love the show Love Monkey though, which was about a guy who's an A&R rep for a music label. I'm a mystery.
So the only music I own is by comedians, like Bo Burnham and Garfunkel and Oats, and a DVD of Video Games Live which I saw twice in the same weekend.

(TV) Any show made by Joss Whedon, Buffy, (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, not the district attorney) Angel, Firefly, and Dollhouse, and most with Tim Miner, like Angel, Firefly, The Inside and Wonderfalls. I also like stuff from Bryan Fuller like Wonderfalls, Hannibaland Pushing Daisies. There's a lot of overlap on those shows because I've assumed people who make good stuff work with good people and I'm usually right. Continuing this over written list, Archer, The Daily Show, Community, House, The Soup, Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles, The 4400, Battlestar Galactica, Doctor Who, the various Star Treks, a couple of Gundam series. Veronica Mars, plus the movie which I helped fund and got two tee shirts for it. Parks and Recreation, Lost, Daredevil. I watch documentaries because learning is fun!

The three shows I'd say are of high enough quality that to not like them would be a personal failing rather than a flaw with the show are, Veronica Mars, Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles, and Hannibal.

(Games) Another invented category. Civilization, old Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, Chrono Trigger/Cross, Mass Effect, XCOM. I also like Master of Orion, but each version manages to make some mistake that taints the game in some way. The World Ends With You is probably my favorite single game.

(Food)I don't like a lot of food. I'm not trying to be difficult, I just don't like things and it's an inconvenient way to live but people act like it's a problem I'm creating for them. Griping done. I eat salsa almost every day. Other things I eat often are hamburgers, pizza, pasta, yogurt, waffles, chocolate chip cookies and muffins, and smoothies. I oft talk with the girls at the downtown smoothie place. I eat caffeinated chocolate in the morning because coffee it too bitter, and I don't want to be bitter.

These lists are not comprehensive, or necessarily up to date. I'm forgetful, even with my favorite things.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't know. Most things I have I haven't always had so that means I can do without them, and some things I don't have I don't think I can do without but it looks like I can.

I don't think I was supposed to take this question so literally or analyze it to this degree. Oops.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Our family's dog, who recently died. She was magnificent.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching TV, playing games or what ev's.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really like the show iCarly because Carly's older brother reminds me of myself except he's more creative, and I don't have a younger sister because she died tragically young. So the show is more or less the ideal life I couldn't have.
You should message me if
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I don't know. If there is a reason you want to, tell me what it is. Have something to say because I'm much better at rambling on a tangent from something someone else said than trying to come up with something to say out of nowhere.
The 'word of mouth' on me seems to be pretty good. People from work or formerly of school speak highly of me but I don't know how that gets to be anything more than that.