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  • Ages 18–33
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My details

Last online
Jun 20
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Not at all
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)
My self-summary
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The main character on Wonderfalls is essentially the female version of myself. Also, House from the show House, without that level of arrogance, and Dr. Temperance Brennan and Zack Addy from Bones, and I'm like four of the characters on Community.
So my personality is available for rent on DVD.
What I’m doing with my life
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Not much.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spinning a TV remote* in my hand. My right hand.

*I prefer to call it an IRBD (Infer Red Beam Device).

Apparently also C++. It's not that I'm really good at it it's that I seemed to pick some stuff up pretty easily. This was from modding Civilization 4. So either everyone who wants to try it should because it's easy, or I'm a natural.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I look like a young Stephen King, or that I'm the only person that doesn't look good in a baseball cap. Or maybe something else, I've never taken a poll.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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(Books)Buffy The Vampire Slayer, and Angel comics. I also read books about my other interests, but I don't really read that much. The reason is my other interests take up too much time and books aren't going anywhere assuming the world doesn't go all V for Vendetta. Also when it comes to novels I have trouble keeping track of characters. There biographical details, appearance, and even their names, so often I can be half way through a book and not feel like I've actually read it. I thought I should give an explanation because when someone hears "I don't read" the automatically assume that person is stupid. I know that's what I assume. I read books written by comedians and comedy wrighters because I'm interested in comedy and I feel like I'm constantly performing stand-up comedy anyway.

(Movies) Serenity, Dark City, Gattaca, October Sky, Dirty Work, Office Space, About A Boy, 12 Monkeys, K-PAX, Changing Lanes, Donnie Darko, Mean Girls, Shoot 'Em Up, The Cabin in the Woods, The Avengers.

(Music) I don't really listen to music. Probably because it always seemed so subjective. I can't even say why I'd like or dislike something so I've never been comfortable with music being what represents me to people. People are also more passionate about what they do and don't like and I didn't want to get into that. I don't like a lot anyway. I couldn't even fill the half gigabyte iPod shuffle model from 2005.
I did love the show Love Monkey though, which was about a guy who's an A&R rep for a music label. I'm a mystery.
So the only music I own is by comedians, like Bo Burnham and Garfunkel and Oats, and a DVD of Video Games Live which I saw twice in the same weekend.

(TV) Any show made by Joss Whedon, Buffy, (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, not the district attorney) Angel, Firefly, and Dollhouse, and most with Tim Miner, like Angel, Firefly, The Inside and Wonderfalls. I also like stuff from Bryan Fuller like Wonderfalls, Hannibaland Pushing Daisies. There's a lot of overlap on those shows because I've assumed people who make good stuff work with good people and I'm usually right. Continuing this over written list, Archer, The Daily Show, Community, House, The Soup, Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles, The 4400, Battlestar Galactica, Doctor Who, the various Star Treks, a couple of Gundam series. Veronica Mars, plus the movie which I helped fund and got two tee shirts for it. I also like Lost. Also a Canadian show no one has ever heard of, Charlie Jade.

(Games) Another invented category. I've played KoL, a.k.a Kingdom of Loathing (see my test). Civilization, Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, Chrono Trigger/Cross, Mass Effect. I also like Master of Orion, but each version manages to make some mistake that taints the game in some way. The World Ends With You is probably my favorite single game.

These lists are not comprehensive, or necessarily up to date.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't know. Most things I have I haven't always had so that means I can do without them, and some things I don't have I don't think I can do without but it looks like I can.

I don't think I was supposed to take this question so literally or analyze it to this degree. Oops.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Our family's dog, who recently died...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching TV, playing games or what ev's.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really like the show iCarly because Carly's older brother reminds me of myself except he's more creative, and I don't have a younger sister because she died tragically young. So the show is more or less the ideal life I couldn't have.
You should message me if
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I don't know. If there is a reason you want to, tell me what it is.
Also I'm bad at getting to messages so try not to forsake me if I take several days to reply.