"This guy messaged me and he looks kinda cute. Lemme see if I can figure out everything about this guy from a bunch of crap he types out in a box."

Truth is I cant just give you out everything there is to me in a small white box .... a larger yellow box maybe (is that my favorite color ?). Anyways back to whats more important here. Recently moved here to New York from Dubai "OMG DUBAI ... DAT PLACE WITH OIL JIZZING OUT OF EVERYONE'S BACKYARD ????" Sadly my backyard ran out of oil many years ago and now it just trickles. And that is the main reason I moved here to NYC, since my backyard will not be able to support my idle life of gaming, movies and online dating, I have realized that the only way I would be able to feed Etoo (my camel in the pic) and give him a future, is to pursue a degree. Hence, studying medicine at Cornell and should be having my MD in a year. A doctor is not as fancy as a guy with an oily backyard, but it will do for now.

Even though my profile might seem a bit too serious and very straight forward, I'm usually more of a relaxed guy who enjoys sarcasm and sometimes even that funny thing ... humor, its called ? (but the pressure of writing an OK Cupid profile is just more than i can handle) So if you are looking for a "sarcastic, witty, laid back, cool, tall, handsome guy" then you were close but no cigar (yes i also do enjoy the occasional cigarette, deal breaker much ?) since 5 ' 6 doesn't qualify me as tall except in China .... damn all those years thinking I had a future in NBA.

I'm glad you read this far, please take a minute to visit Etoo in my pictures and donate a dollar to help stop animal cruelty at my website : www.stopblackcatsfromrapingourcamels.com

Thank you

Being a bum on the couch while getting my MD from Cornell : yes it is possible

ADHD : I call it knowing how to have fun

Crazy about movies : Snatch is my all time favorite

Working out, the sun, the beach, my shades, my sarcasm and good company

If all the dumb people were put on Mars, would Mars be demoted to where Pluto is at ?

Just as energetic and hyped up as the Friday before

I didn't know white people are skeptical of everything in NY (even the Arab with a full beard who talks funny ????)

You enjoy sarcasm the way I do

Your whole life doesn't revolve around Gucci, Prada, D&G, Michael Kors (Givenchy I can handle)

You have some sort of ambition (two bums don't make a good relationship)