I’m just kidding. Wouldn’t it be awesome if that were true? My name is Phill, that part was.. well sort of true. Anyway. As you can tell I like to joke around and have a fairly awesome sense of humor, well at least I think I do.
So one day on a class field trip to a science lab I was bit by this spider… No, that was someone else.
Oh! I got it, I was fighting in WW2 after being injected with a special serum to make me strong, wait, nope.
One night on the way home from the theater my parents and I were walking down a dark alley when a mugger murdered them in front of me… wait… no that still isn’t me.
Well I am going to need some time to sort out reality from fiction, so if you want to know specific details it’s probably best to just message me and strike up a conversation. I will leave you with, lets call it an appetizer.
I am an actor, writer, musician and I actively pursue careers in those while I hold a really busy job that keeps me working 60 hour weeks. I am responsible, live in a place with my best friend, drive a car that I own and I cook and clean like an adult. I can talk for hours and hold conversations better than most people so if you want to know more and want to talk, be the fifth caller, lines are open…. NOW!