Finally ditched the roomie. Life. Is. Good. :)
Things I enjoy:
Laughing. Sometimes with you. Sometimes AT you. Sometimes at ME. But mainly at YOU. Let’s face it, humans are funny creatures. Both funny haha and funny stupid. And if you can’t laugh at the funny things that happen in life, I have one simple task for you. Go jump out of an airplane without a parachute. I guarantee you’ll be laughing hysterically by the time you reach the ground. That or you’ll be crying hysterically. But sometimes people laugh so hard that they start to cry, so really it's all the same to me. If you've got a twisted sense of humor, we need to hang.
Alcohol. I've got three words for you. Irish. Car. Bombs.
Tattoos. Because they’re awesome. And they look cool. And they’re addicting. You can tell a lot about a person by the tattoos they have. I have tattoos, and I want more. They’re hidden of course, due to my job. But when I quit my job for a more interesting life path, I intend to get 5 more tattoos, including sleeves. Chicks covered in tattoos = awesome. They also equal batshit crazy. But that’s cool though, cause who wants to hang with boring, lame prudes all day anyways?
Cooking. As a man, in the kitchen, I do the damn thing. I whip up everything from party snacks to multi-course meals to a full-blown-on spread capable of feeding a house full of 100 drunken partygoers. Now, for some of you ladies out there, you’re gonna tell me that you don’t know how to make something as simple as a grilled cheese sandwich? Shieeet… Let me tell you something. You need to get back in the kitchen with some cook books and step your game up. Does that statement make me a chauvinistic pig? Who cares. Sometimes I want a girl to come over and cook for me. And if she's any good, I'll definitely be serving her dessert afterwards.
Traveling. I was born in Cali, raised in Florida so I LOVE warm weather! I moved around a lot as a kid, and I've been to 46 foreign countries in my life.