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Mirthster

31 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Feb 26
Orientation
Sapiosexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
For pay, I am a moderately successful professional scientist. I study embryonic stem cells, neurons and autism . Just accepted a position in Barcelona so I'm not long for this city but would like some new friends before I leave.

But! I don't define myself by my profession. Instead I define myself with memes and gifs. Also, I'm 14.

What I mean is that I cherish the irreverent and random. I like people who put on funny voices and are generally happy. The giggle at a funeral, if you will. I try to be as spontaneous and fun while still getting shit done. I want all the world's experiences. Every last one of 'em.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Science

I travel when I get the chance but usually to see friends, explore or work. Not to Eat, Pray, and Love. Would love to go to Costa Rica to surf. Am off to Barcelona in May to go to work and see a festival my bud's playing in. Once I'm there I fully plan on hitting up each and every nation on the Mediterranean.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not bragging.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sweet christ, now that's a man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books I've read (off the top o' my head) probably within the last six months or so:

Karen Russel's Orphanage book.
One Day
Brief Wondrous Life of O.W.
Girl with Curious Hair
All the Pretty Horses

I like music that's not country or R&B. Usually more on the rock side of things.

I enjoy food and drinks that are simple. (Think bread, cheese, and cheap wine/beer) unless someone else is doing the cooking.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Well, OKC prompts for one. Internet for two. Beer, whiskey n weed might have to be three through five. And I'll take sex for six and the win. Boom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another
cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

Thanks, Jack Handy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing something typical. Just Matt being Matt.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to ride unicorns when my experiments work obvi
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if you want to explain art, talk books or see some shows. Preferably while under the influences but I can straight edge too.

You are down with terms like sex-positive, GGG, etc. Experience has shown that I get along best with folk who self-identify as queer, sex-positive, feminist, queer friendly or all of the above.

Bonus points if by "unicorn" you thought I meant a person and got excited. I didn't. I really mean I ride a be-horned animal off into a double rainbow but, hey, I like where your head's at.