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Mirthster

31 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am an international man of mystery. Code-named Agent Princess, I run missions for a secret organization that silently pulls the strings of all major geopolitical events. Arab Spring? That was me.

Just kidding. I am a professional scientist. I study embryonic stem cells. A lot.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-19799-Nothing-shocks-me-Im-a-scienti-MeRI.gif

I travel when I get the chance but usually to see friends, explore or work. Not to Eat, Pray, and Love. Would love to go to Costa Rica to surf. Went to Barcelona at the end of May to go to a festival with some friends of mine. That's my kind of travelin'
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not taking anything seriously at all. ever.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The hordes of villagers running after me with pitchforks and torches.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Someone made a list of stuff i like for me. Sadly though, it's at Stuff White People Like and I don't know how I feel about that.

Books I've read (off the top o' my head) probably within the last six months or so:

One Day
Brief Wondrous Life of O.W.
Girl with Curious Hair
All the Pretty Horses

I like music that's not country or R&B. Usually more on the rock side of things.

I enjoy food and drinks that are simple. (Think bread, cheese, and cheap wine/beer) unless someone else is doing the cooking.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Well, OKC prompts for one. Internet for two. Beer, whiskey n weed might have to be three through five. And I'll take sex for six and the win. Boom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how you could use a break after that last prompt so pretend this is me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK34L4-qaDQ
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think Tinder is stupid and hate you for using it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are comfortable making the first move and:

You are down with terms like sex-positive, GGG, etc. Experience has shown that I get along best with folk who self-identify as sex-positive, feminist, queer friendly or all of the above.

Also, if you want to explain art, talk books or see some shows.

Or!

I message you first. Do it. Just reply already for chrissake.