People generally think that I'm weird, awkward, funny, creative, unique, crazy, outgoing, shameless, fabulous, and any other such words of that like. I'm not necessarily the hottest girl ever, I'm not about to give up Ho-Hos for any man though. Sorry, the Ho-hos are more enjoyable anyways. I do have personality though, which is what I find most women lacking in these days. Most men as well for that matter.

If there's a zombie attack, I've been told I'm not the person to have in your squad. Just saying.

Whatever I want to do, just graduated so I'm happily free from school for the moment. More then likely headed to grad school for either art direction or art restoration.

Currently I'm teaching small people, working as a photo assistant and a second shooter.

Thumb wars, both my thumbs are really bad hitchhiker thumbs. We're talking 90 degree angles.

Having a story. I have stories about a bunch of different things. And they usually have weird twists.

Working with construction paper. I was always terrible at origami. But give me scissors and a glue gun and I can make you whatever you want.

My outgoing, outrage, original, obtrusive, obscene, odd sense of humor.

I also have been told I have nice eyes, but I have what one might call "angry eyebrows".

I also have really fabulous fashion sense, I like to collect really ugly clothes and give them a second chance.

I like David Bowie, Tzu, the Dresden Dolls, Tom Waits, Radiohead, Supergrass, She Wants Revenge, Gogol Bordello, etc.

I like any sort of fairytales, weird fiction, or artist biographies. At least that's what I've been reading recently.

My favorite movie is the Labyrinth, with a close runner up Mirrormask. I also enjoy Wes Anderson films, Tank Girl, Tideland, Delicatessen, Sabrina, City of Lost Children, Twice Upon a Time, etc...

I like food, period. I had sashimi today and it was awesome.

My cat, Oscar. (She's a girl, and I didn't name her.)
My camera.
My blankets (I tend to use them more then sweatshirts, apparently I need to invest in a snuggie and just get over it).
Half Price Books.
My arms. (Running joke.)
A microwave (I tried living without one, and it doesn't work terribly well for me).

My career and what I want to do with myself, I'm a selfish bitch like that.

Hanging out with friends, mostly just chilling and talking (Saturdays I have enough energy to dance, which I do love to do), or hanging in my studio painting, or watching a movie by myself like a hermit. It depends on my mood and if I'm working or not.

You are interesting, a nerd, humorous, like cuddling and watching movies, like art, aren't pretentious or narcissistic, are really tall (doesn't mean that I'm not into shorter guys, just a preference), like animals, or are just generally a nice person.

Oh, and if you do not start your messages with a baby/hottie/sexy/muffin/honey/snickerdoodle/cutesy wutsey butt/or any other strange sort of little pet nickname.

These are just recent occurrences in my dating life. I don't want kids and that won't change. I will call you a douchebag if you are going to act like one. I'm not religious, I'm cool with religion, but I'm not into threesomes with jesus, that's kinda creepy and weird. Liking sex doesn't make me a slut, nor does it mean that I'm going to sleep with you. Please, don't throw up all over yourself, especially if it's in the middle of dinner and no drinking is occuring. If I start choking on my food, please pretend not to notice unless I'm about to pass out, cause I'm trying to choke classily, thanks.